You guys are just jealous, that's all! You don't appreciate the advantages that boning a quasi-mentally retarded woman can bring to your sex life.
It wouldn't even take half a glass of ****, and I bet I could talk her into all of the nasty **** that I'm afraid to even mention to my current gal-pal. Michelle is so dumb that she wouldn't even know what she'd agreed to til the butt plug was in and the nipple clamps were on. I'd probably have to get a 1 year subscription to Sex and ********** just to come up with more freaky **** to do with her!
Oh sure, in most states I would be brought up on charges for boinking someone like Michelle Bachmann (without her guardian's permission). But not in Minnesota! They got a law there. "If we send her to Congress, you can fuck her!" :nanner: If you don't believe me about that law, ask my friend Will E. Worm! He'll tell ya!
And hey guys... don't be hatin'!