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return of the "bush" ruining porn industry!!

so sick of these giant bushes killing a perfectly good porno. someone please let these ladies know that this trend is ugly. pic related, one of my favorites, ruined. 02.jpg
 
Nothing is "ruined." There are plenty of girls out there still shaving the lot off. As for the pic above, who gives a shit that she has some hair above her Joy Division? The bit you want to put your face into is still smooth, isn't that what matters?

Personal tastes are what they are. Here is a list of some of the things that according to this board's membership, definitely need to be eliminated from boy/girl porn, usually accompanied by some hyperbolic nonsense :

  • Bush, obviously. It's ruining the porn industry!!
  • Completely shaved girls. They look like children. If you like completely shaved girls, you're a paedophile.
  • Implants. Fake tits are gross, obviously.
  • Flat-chested girls. I don't want to look at a girl whose torso looks like a boy.
  • Teens. Too young for me.
  • MILFs. Too old for me.
  • [NOBABE]Lisa Ann[/NOBABE], [NOBABE]Madison Ivy[/NOBABE], [NOBABE]Asa Akira[/NOBABE] or anyone else who is "overrated."
  • Girls with tattoos. UGH! Everyone needs to have the same boring skin.
  • Girls that make lots of noise, it's fake sounding and so off-putting.
  • Girls that make no noise, you can tell they aren't into it and just there to collect their cheque.
  • Big asses. Girls should be toned, not look like they're getting fat.
  • Small asses. Who wants to bone someone that looks like they've got an eating disorder?
  • Anal. Shit comes out of the ass, why would you want to fuck it? Gross!
  • Girls that never do anal. You shouldn't get into porn unless you're a proper whore.
  • Girls that never do DP/gangbangs. You shouldn't get into porn unless you're a proper whore.
  • Cum-dodgers. You shouldn't get into porn unless you're a proper whore.
  • White girls that never shoot IR. If you aren't prepared to let seven black lads with massive willies throat-fuck you, you're a racist.
  • White girls shooting IR. If a princess lets a black man touch her, she's dead to me and I'm never watching her scenes again.
  • Condoms in scenes. It kills the fantasy for me.
  • A lack of condoms. I'm worried that everyone has AIDS.
  • Rough/hard sex. It looks borderline abusive.
  • Sex that's too soft and gentle. I want fucking, not a rom-com.
  • Scenes all being the same with no variety, it gets boring.
  • Scenes with ridiculous storylines that waste time on a setup. Just get to the fucking!
  • Big budget studio stuff. It all seems so sterile and passionless.
  • Amateur crap. It's always poorly lit with rubbish camera angles.
  • Sloppy blowjobs, spitting, deepthroating/gagging. Ewww, so gross.
  • Blowjobs where it's just the same monotonous sucking action, how boring.
  • Creampie. What a waste, I want to see the money shot in full glory!
  • Facials. Who would pull out to jerk himself off instead of cumming in the girl? It's unrealistic.
  • Money shots where the guy does it himself. The girl should be doing it, damn it!!
  • Male talent that makes noise. I don't want to hear the guy getting off, ghey!
  • Shots of the male talent's face. I don't want to see his face right before the close up of his cock erupting on a girl's face. Ghey!
  • Double blowjob, DP, DPP, DA... all so ghey! Your junk might touch the junk of another guy while you're fucking the girl! That makes you ghey!

Good news, I found an image of what would be produced if everybody got their wish and porn eliminated what is each of our individual turn-off from the content :

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WOW! Pretty hot, huh? None of us would have a problem fapping to that, I bet. Not a bush, tattoo, condom or implant in sight!!


In other words.... porn is a rich tapestry of all different types of performer and scene. Why bother complaining about what you don't like when there is TONS of what you do like out there, if you look for it? Seems a complete waste of time and energy.

:2 cents:
 

SpexyAshleigh

Official Checked Star Member
First off, the girl in the picture doesn't have a bush. Nothing even close, so quit overreacting.

Secondly, pubic hair is NATURAL. Its fine if you prefer shaved, but news flash: every woman gets to choose whether to let it grow or not. You don't like it? Then go find someone who shaves. But saying a pornstars body is ruined if she lets it go natural...dude...c'mon now. Theres enough body shaming in this industry, don't need to add to it.
 

georges

Moderator
Staff member
First off, the girl in the picture doesn't have a bush. Nothing even close, so quit overreacting.

Secondly, pubic hair is NATURAL. Its fine if you prefer shaved, but news flash: every woman gets to choose whether to let it grow or not. You don't like it? Then go find someone who shaves. But saying a pornstars body is ruined if she lets it go natural...dude...c'mon now. Theres enough body shaming in this industry, don't need to add to it.
well said Ashleigh :clap:
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Rey C ... please don't believe anything you read in an English newspaper, since you can no longer wrap fish and chips in newspaper their days are numbered! Mwah XXX

Can't figure out what year it was made, but you had a really nice HJ vid on Lady Sonia's site a few years ago where you're bare-breasted, wearing a black corset and I can confirm that you are indeed a natural redhead. :thumbsup: Hopefully there's one with you and Saline Spark(?) floating around somewhere... both sporting at least some bush. :yesyes: Masie Dee (full bush) would work too - you three really need to work together.
 

Philbert

Banned
I actually know that women are...wait for it...humans.
Atsa right, Luigi, women are just like us...animals.
I wish for a redhead with almost invisible hair so their is no angst for her to shave...but whatever.
The pain I see in a woman's eyes when she has unshaven legs or underarms and someone gives that look of disapproval makes me a bit angry and annoyed. We give the Muslims a raft of shit for Burkhas and near complete segregation of their women...we are doing the same with shaving. (Just without the death for infraction thing, of course.)
What I prefer is optional for a woman...when did we make it mandatory for women to live their lives our way?
(rhetorical query)
 

CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING

hairy pussies are beautiful, i like it! if they not too heavy (i like shaved as well)
the pic that you put of Holly is beautiful she have a nice pussy i don't understand what you dislike...
 

Harpsman

Light one for Me
I am so relieved. When I read the thread title I thought George W was making a comeback and going to introduce drastic law changes affecting the industry.:suicide:
 

Maggie Green

Official Checked Star Member
That is hardly considered bush! Her pussy is still shaved except for up top.

Actually I've had many requests to grow mine out lately. I like to keep a small landing strip/patch and shave the rest. I don't have nice luscious looking hair down there to have it look nice when it grows.
 
Like so many people who overthink porn far to much, if the amount of pubic hair a girl sports is enough to "ruin" a girl for you (Whatever the fuck that actually means.) you need to get out more.
 
Now THIS is an entertaining thread! I have to agree that it takes all kinds, and lucky for us, all personal tastes are covered in the adult entertainment biz!

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First off, the girl in the picture doesn't have a bush. Nothing even close, so quit overreacting.

Secondly, pubic hair is NATURAL. Its fine if you prefer shaved, but news flash: every woman gets to choose whether to let it grow or not. You don't like it? Then go find someone who shaves. But saying a pornstars body is ruined if she lets it go natural...dude...c'mon now. Theres enough body shaming in this industry, don't need to add to it.

I agree with you this is not a "bush". Different porn stars have different grooming.. landing strip, bald, trimmed.. they all have their own beauty..

But a "bush" may be a bad move for a woman doing porno.... remember the entire porn industry depends of men jerking off on fine ladies doing their thing in front of the camera..... and men like to "watch". A "bush" may be a turn off for a lot of men since they cant see it all.
 
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