Taoism - **** happens.
Hare Krishna - **** happens, rama rama ding ding
Hinduism - this **** happened before.
Islam - if **** happens, take a hostage.
Zen - what is the sound of **** happening?
Buddhism - if **** happens, is it really ****?
Confucianism - Confucius says, "**** happens".
7th day adventist - **** happens on saturdays.
Protestantism - **** won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism - if **** happens, I derserve it.
Jehova's witness - knock knock, "**** happens".
Unitarian - what is this ****?
Mormon - **** happens again and again and again.
Judaism - why does this **** always happen to me?
Rastafarianism - let's smoke this ****.
Hare Krishna - **** happens, rama rama ding ding
Hinduism - this **** happened before.
Islam - if **** happens, take a hostage.
Zen - what is the sound of **** happening?
Buddhism - if **** happens, is it really ****?
Confucianism - Confucius says, "**** happens".
7th day adventist - **** happens on saturdays.
Protestantism - **** won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism - if **** happens, I derserve it.
Jehova's witness - knock knock, "**** happens".
Unitarian - what is this ****?
Mormon - **** happens again and again and again.
Judaism - why does this **** always happen to me?
Rastafarianism - let's smoke this ****.