Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
WHAT SHE SAYS: I think of you as a brother.
TRANSLATION: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.'
WHAT SHE SAYS: There's a slight difference in our ages.
TRANSLATION: I don't want to do my dad.
WHAT SHE SAYS: I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
TRANSLATION: You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.
WHAT SHE SAYS: My life is too complicated right now.
TRANSLATION: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.
WHAT SHE SAYS: I've got a boyfriend.
TRANSLATION: I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.
WHAT SHE SAYS: I don't date men where I work.
TRANSLATION: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.
WHAT SHE SAYS: It's not you, it's me.
TRANSLATION: It's you.
WHAT SHE SAYS: I'm concentrating on my career.
TRANSLATION: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.
WHAT SHE SAYS: I'm celibate.
TRANSLATION: I've sworn off only the men like you.
WHAT SHE SAYS: Let's be friends.
TRANSLATION: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.
TOP 10 MALE REJECTION LINES (TRANSLATED!)
WHAT HE SAYS: I think of you as a sister.
TRANSLATION: You're ugly.
WHAT HE SAYS: There's a slight difference in our ages.
TRANSLATION: You're ugly.
WHAT HE SAYS: I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
TRANSLATION: You're ugly.
WHAT HE SAYS: My life is too complicated right now.
TRANSLATION: You're ugly.
WHAT HE SAYS: I've got a girlfriend.
TRANSLATION: You're ugly.
WHAT HE SAYS: I don't date women where I work.
TRANSLATION: You're ugly.
WHAT HE SAYS: It's not you, it's me.
TRANSLATION: You're ugly.
WHAT HE SAYS: I'm concentrating on my career.
TRANSLATION: You're ugly.
WHAT HE SAYS: I'm celibate.
TRANSLATION: You're ugly.
WHAT HE SAYS: Lets be friends.
TRANSLATION: You're sinfully ugly.
TRANSLATION: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.'
WHAT SHE SAYS: There's a slight difference in our ages.
TRANSLATION: I don't want to do my dad.
WHAT SHE SAYS: I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
TRANSLATION: You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.
WHAT SHE SAYS: My life is too complicated right now.
TRANSLATION: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.
WHAT SHE SAYS: I've got a boyfriend.
TRANSLATION: I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.
WHAT SHE SAYS: I don't date men where I work.
TRANSLATION: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.
WHAT SHE SAYS: It's not you, it's me.
TRANSLATION: It's you.
WHAT SHE SAYS: I'm concentrating on my career.
TRANSLATION: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.
WHAT SHE SAYS: I'm celibate.
TRANSLATION: I've sworn off only the men like you.
WHAT SHE SAYS: Let's be friends.
TRANSLATION: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.
TOP 10 MALE REJECTION LINES (TRANSLATED!)
WHAT HE SAYS: I think of you as a sister.
TRANSLATION: You're ugly.
WHAT HE SAYS: There's a slight difference in our ages.
TRANSLATION: You're ugly.
WHAT HE SAYS: I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
TRANSLATION: You're ugly.
WHAT HE SAYS: My life is too complicated right now.
TRANSLATION: You're ugly.
WHAT HE SAYS: I've got a girlfriend.
TRANSLATION: You're ugly.
WHAT HE SAYS: I don't date women where I work.
TRANSLATION: You're ugly.
WHAT HE SAYS: It's not you, it's me.
TRANSLATION: You're ugly.
WHAT HE SAYS: I'm concentrating on my career.
TRANSLATION: You're ugly.
WHAT HE SAYS: I'm celibate.
TRANSLATION: You're ugly.
WHAT HE SAYS: Lets be friends.
TRANSLATION: You're sinfully ugly.
