Recovering from accident

[Chica]

hey everyone! i've been laying low lately trying to recover from a little accident the other night.

we decided to take our razor out for a little desert night riding. everything was going great and about a mile from our truck we went down a steep rock slope and we rolled the razor over TWICE!

it was really scary but it happened so fast it was over before we knew it. we both got banged up a little but walked away with a few bumps and bruises.

the worst part is we're going to LA this weekend so i have to try and hide the large bruise on my thigh.

any suggestions on how to hide or get rid of bruises fast?

 

[PirateKing]

Cold compress and Vitman E? :dunno:

 

[Chica]

i tried cold but not the Vit E yet. looks like it will be lots of make-up this weekend...lol

 

[Death-Proof-69]

don't really have any help to offer but i'm glad you're alright!

 

[gunslingingbird]

Cold compress and Vitman E? :dunno:

What, in the name of Zeus' nutsack, in vitman? Is it related to Batman? :batman:

 

[ghoul]

dont worry chica...you're still awesome

 

[PirateKing]

What, in the name of Zeus' nutsack, in vitman? Is it related to Batman? :batman:

If you don't know who Vitman is then you're not as cool as I once thought. :thefinger

 

[Chica]

lol, this a tough crowd

i don't usually bruise that easy so it must have been a good wack!

i hit my left thigh on the "holy shit handle". you can kind of see it in these pics but my bandana is on top of it.

Camping Pics

 

[PirateKing]

I don't know if it's BS or not but I heard through the grapevine that putting melting chocolate over the bruise and wrapping the area with gauze works too. It's legit, I read it on wiki answers. Double checked on Yahoo answers just to be sho. Also it said that Arnica cream helps flush the blood too.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

^i'd be more inclined to go with the arnica than the melted chocolate...that's just me though

 

[shimmy2]

Rice. rest ice compression elevation hope you're feeling better

 

[Galactic]

any suggestions on how to hide or get rid of bruises fast?

My jizz. No kidding. I'll come over, give me like, two minutes, and you'll be good to go. :nanner:

All kidding aside, hope you're OK. :glugglug:

 

[Lust]

sorry to hear about the accident but glad to hear you and Dave are ok.

as far as hiding the bruise have you thought about those temporary tattoos like you get in a box of cracker jacks? depending on the size of the bruise though you may have to buy a helluva lot of cracker jacks. but if your lucky you can get one of a puppy and maybe one of someone watering a plant.....that's hardcore right there. people might mistake you for kat von d or something and ask for your autograph and then You Might develop carpel tunnel syndrome from all that writing and .....you know what? fuck the tattoo idea! go with Galactic 22's suggestion instead.

 

[PirateKing]

^i'd be more inclined to go with the arnica than the melted Chocolate...that's just me though

You don't like Chocolate?

 

[ForumModeregulator]

hey everyone! i've been laying low lately trying to recover from a little accident the other night.

we decided to take our razor out for a little desert night riding. everything was going great and about a mile from our truck we went down a steep rock slope and we rolled the razor over TWICE!

it was really scary but it happened so fast it was over before we knew it. we both got banged up a little but walked away with a few bumps and bruises.

the worst part is we're going to LA this weekend so i have to try and hide the large bruise on my thigh.

any suggestions on how to hide or get rid of bruises fast?

A deep tissue massage always helps get rid of bruising, but it only works if you are naked and I am giving the massage.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

You don't like Chocolate?

nah i like Chocolate

 

[Roald]

How big is the bruise? Perhaps my hand can cover it?

 

[Marlo Manson]

I am glad your OK!! feel better and good luck with covering and healing your bruises.:glugglug:

 

[BigSwede]

I am sure Chica's husband likes the idea with melting chocolate if it doesn't help the bruises.

 

[bustybbwlover]

epsom salt is good for the soreness, i've always heard you want heat to bring in new blood and move the pooled blood out, take aspirin to thin your blood, and vitamins b's & c....i've never really worried about bruises myself so this is all untested heresy for me good luck