I don't know what this thread is about, but I'd def bang her. Hmm, even though I've sworn that I'll never get married, if'n I did, that's
exactly what my missus would look like... all 1950's
housewifey and such. :yesyes:
Course, after a couple of years married to me, she'd probably turn into a raging alcoholic with a spending addiction. I'd find her secret stash of credit card statements totaling $60 grand to Sachs and Neiman-Marcus, I'd lose my mind, yell at her til she had a mental breakdown, she'd call the cops and say that she's been "verbally abused", she'd call some #MeToo ambulance chaser, file for divorce and try to take half my shit, I'd hire a hit man and wind up doing life without parole. So ya see, kiddies, even in the
best of circumstances, marriage is just not for me! So why do we have to keep bringing this shit up?!
What? Oh. Uh... never mind then.