random noob question

How do I get rid of that thing that says "I'm a newbie" next to my screen name. Is it something that just goes away with a high post count? How do you edit it?
 
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youwanttoshagme

Closed Account
Thought this was going to be a list of noob questions and threads.

I.e.

Can i post pictures of my dick here??
Is this ass hot??
Another new thread of Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan/Jenifer Aniston/Britney Spears/etc/etc/etc
Why am I getting negative rep??
Why doesn't anyone like me?
Why is the mod looking at me funny?
What does band mean??
 
doomed,doomed i say
serious more posts it will change
 
* Serious Suggestion.. why not change the message under a newbie's name to 'I will remember to use the search'



You know it makes sense..:thumbsup:
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
How do I get rid of that thing that says "I'm a newbie" next to my screen name. Is it something that just goes away with a high post count? How do you edit it?

You start by putting my balls in your mouth and humming the entire theme song to Jurassic Park. When you're done...we'll talk.



















J/K

Those phrases are completely random, as some have already said. Once your post count rises, it will randomly change and there's nothing you can do about it.

Welcome, by the way.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
That would be so awesome.

"Hey, when I can start posting pictures?"
"When you can give us an exact description of what Chef's cock icing tastes like"

If only I were so lucky. :dreamy sigh:

You're so desperate... you make my lack of pussy for the last year look like a few days of celibacy! WHEW!

GET THIS MAN A FLESHLIGHT, STAT!
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
You're so desperate... you make my lack of pussy for the last year look like a few days of celibacy! WHEW!

GET THIS MAN A FLESHLIGHT, STAT!

Fleshlight, huh? Hmm...in all honesty, that will be the closest I ever get to having sex with a real pussy again, so...why not? :dunno:

:travels to Google to check out pricing:

Alright, alright, alriiiiiiight.

(Yes, that was a Matthew McConahgheyggeuughieghay reference)
 
Why are members of my male harem hitting on each other and not me?

Is it because I haven't posted a pic of my rack in a while?
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Why are members of my male harem hitting on each other and not me?

Is it because I haven't posted a pic of my rack in a while?

That might have something to do with it. Or, OR...and follow me here...

We just might, just might be a bunch of closet homosexuals who are slowly, BUT SURELY, making their way outside. There's a whole other world outside of this closet Becks, and I, for one, would love to know what's out there.
 
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