Racoon Bites Off Rapist's Penis!

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[PlasmaTwa2]

 

[mentalman]

That's what he gets for trying to fuck a racoon. Dumb ass.

 

[PirateKing]

If he's using his penis to fuck raccoons then he deserves to have it chewed off. Animals have to power to say no as well, and if you don't respect their wishes the consequences will be tenfold.

 

[cartman24]

That raccoon did god's work. Very nice.

 

[meesterperfect]

Now why would anyone want to bite a raccoons penis, thats just nasty.

 

[tartanterrier]

The racoon should get a medal for that :thefinger

 

[BlueBalls]

Now you know ladies.

Make sure you always have a spare raccoon in your purse before you leave the house just in case the one in your underoo's escapes, for safety purposes.

 

[Red Spyder]

Note to self: don't fuck racoons, only beavers

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Now this raccoon will be known as not only the raccoon who almost got raped by a human but gave oral sex to a human, got a bit frisky, and bit it off in the middle of it.

Poor raccoon.

 

[sporty_carr]

They should make a movie about this for Lifetime.

 

[HELLRAISER]

I remember hearing about this story in 2008 or 2009

 

[hiropro]

Yay.Go racoons.