Race driver poll (yes another vs. thread, eat me :p)

[Vanilla Bear]

Danica Patrick vs. Cyndie Allemann


Who is prettier, sexier, whatever? Danica Patrick from the U.S. or Cyndie Allemann from Switzerland.

Mind, Cyndie has an adorable French accent! :drool2:


It's hard to find comparable pics. Cyndie doesn't have any high class/red carpet pics like Danica. So maybe look through a couple pics before you decide...


Danica
https://www.google.de/search?q=dani...idtAa1-4DoCw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1920&bih=955

Cyndie
https://www.google.de/search?q=cynd...vKswa0moDIBQ&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1920&bih=955

 

[gunslingingbird]

Danica. Hands down. By the way, that other chick appears to be smuggling raisins in that picture.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Danica. Hands down. By the way, that other chick appears to be smuggling raisins in that picture.

Well not everyone can have such big boobs like you. :tongue:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Well not everyone can have such big boobs like you. :tongue:

I can see that one went right over your head, huh?

:tongue:

 

[Rey C.]

Since Danica is flat as a board and I have no earthly idea who that other chick is, I went with Niki Lauda. Oh sure, he's old, a man and deformed from an horrific crash back in the 70's (go see "Rush", ya bums!). But when he puts on his fake ear, he's actually not bad looking... in just the right light (meaning when there is no light).

There are some decent female drivers out there. But unfortunately, a good many of the better looking ones seem to focus too much on their looks & popularity and not enough on improving their driving skills - Danica being the best (or worst) example of that. She really has set a very bad example for young female drivers, IMO. And I think by following her lead, younger female drivers will continue to not be taken seriously. Race cars do not detect gender, race, religion or ethnicity. And racing is about performance and results (at age 32, Danica has but one professional racing victory in any category - and yet she's something special???). It's not about how cute you are or are not. I saw her when she was young, over in Toyota Atlantics, and I thought she was the real deal back then. But she gave up on developing her skills and knowledge and now she's just a half-talent curiosity, who plays up her gender and tries to be sexy, is past her prime and is lucky to score in the Top 30 of a 43 car NASCAR race. The only way people can pretend that she's anything special is by attaching "female" to "driver" when describing her. But take someone like Shirley Muldowney or Angelle Seeling/Savoie/Sampey and that's not necessary. They stand out because they were great racing champions. Danica struggles to be average, apart from her gender.

I nominate Susie Stoddart-Wolff as sexiest female race driver. She can't drive either. But at least (unlike Danica) she's built like an adult female. And she has a rather pleasant disposition from what I know of her (again, unlike Danica).

For retired racers, I nominate NHRA Champion, Angelle Sampey (Seeling/Savoie) - who I once "pretend" proposed to at a drag race. But she said that because my last name didn't start with an "S", she couldn't accept. See there! If my (screen) name was Rey S., this would be my (ex)wife by now!

 

[luis1972]

neither serious nor funny

 

[Rey C.]

By the way, that other chick appears to be smuggling raisins in that picture.

Danica asked Santa to bring her some nipples for Christmas. He told her that when (or more like if) she reaches puberty, he might consider it.

 

[John_8581]

Sexiest?? Danica Patrick.

Best actual racer? Your choice of Niki Lauda isn't bad. You can say Jackie Stewart and Rick Mears as well. Although, my choice is Emerson Fittipaldi. He's the king.

 

[Rey C.]

Sexiest?? Danica Patrick.

Best actual racer? Your choice of Niki Lauda isn't bad. You can say Jackie Stewart and Rick Mears as well. Although, my choice is Emerson Fittipaldi. He's the king.

Probably my proudest moment as a racing fan was when I met Emmo and got his autograph at a CART IndyCar race in Nazareth many years ago. I don't even remember if he won that day (I don't think he did, but who cares?) - I just remember thinking, "I'm talking to an actual F1 World Champion driver!!!" Meeting Mario is up there too. But Emmo was just the coolest cat I ever met at a racetrack.

I saw Danica at Atlantics races back in the day. And although she is cute, I now know that with airbrushing, a good editor can make even a boyish looking girl look like curvy model. But with Angelle Sampey or Ashley Force, no airbrushing is required. Both are talented and both really are sexy as hell!

Ashley Force - who I wouldn't propose to... because I was afraid of her batshit crazy dad. He might not have seen the joke.

And another one I did propose to (pretend - I like to have fun at the racetrack) was Milka Duno - Danica's nemesis when they were both in the IRL a couple of years ago. One of the guys on her crew would tell her that her "stalker" was back when I was in the paddock with her sports car team. Plastic surgery nose and fake boobs aside, she really is a pretty woman. She couldn't drive a nail in a board (has very little pro racing talent). But she's as sweet as she can be and never tries to pretend that she's any better than she is at the wheel of a race car (unlike Danicant Patrick). Take a kid with you into the paddock and you can get Milka to eat out of your hand. Loves kids. Nice person. Sexy woman.

 

[gunslingingbird]

There are some decent female drivers out there.

:laugh: :rofl: :rofl2: :1orglaugh :funnyshit:

None of them drive in the Bay Area.

 

[Jack Davenport]

As someone who witnesses the ramifications of female drivers on a daily basis, let me say that they have no place behind the wheel.

 

[sean miguel]

As someone who witnesses the ramifications of female drivers on a daily basis, let me say that they have no place behind the wheel.

Especially with all the sinks, stoves and washing machines out there.

Danica for me. She races cars? I thought she was just the godaddy.com spokeswoman.

Please add Michael Schumacher to this poll. Being the best Formula One driver ever is sexy.

 

[knowone]

Michèle Mouton

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I can see that one went right over your head, huh?

:tongue:

Okay well you have bigger nipples, too. :dunno:

Please add Michael Schumacher to this poll. Being the best Formula One driver ever is sexy.

:iloveyou:

I thought about adding him to the poll, but I decided for Niki Lauda, since I thought this was the funnier option in terms of sexy.

 

[bahodeme]

Ashley Force - who I wouldn't propose to... because I was afraid of her batshit crazy dad. He might not have seen the joke.

And another one I did propose to (pretend - I like to have fun at the racetrack) was Milka Duno - Danica's nemesis when they were both in the IRL a couple of years ago. One of the guys on her crew would tell her that her "stalker" was back when I was in the paddock with her sports car team. Plastic surgery nose and fake boobs aside, she really is a pretty woman. She couldn't drive a nail in a board (has very little pro racing talent). But she's as sweet as she can be and never tries to pretend that she's any better than she is at the wheel of a race car (unlike Danicant Patrick). Take a kid with you into the paddock and you can get Milka to eat out of your hand. Loves kids. Nice person. Sexy woman.

Ashley's sister Brittany isn't hard on the eyes either.

 

[Rey C.]

Good call, sir! And you are most correct. I don't keep up with the NHRA nearly as much since Angelle Sampey retired. But yeah, Ashley's kid sister is also sharp - though she comes off as a bit spoiled - or am I thinking of Courtney Force (damn, how many daughters does John have?!).

There's also a pretty talented girl named Erica Enders. She's also in NHRA. She's cute but she kind of resembles a Cupie Doll, IMO - which is sort of like Chuckie... cute but sorta creepy cute, if you know what I mean.

For whatever reason, having women in drag racing is not nearly the big deal that it is in NASCAR, IRL or F1. After Shirley Muldowney proved herself, won races and won championships, the path was paved. That's what (IMO) is so sad about DanicaMania. She'll never be a consistent race winner now. She's pretty much all hype and no substance now. But she doesn't care. She's just in racing to be popular, pose her narrow, flat ass in some mags and get paid. I think that sets women back many steps. Angelle Sampey expressed similar feelings on her site several years back (and Angelle is a DAMN sharp looking girl - much hotter than Danica!). That bikini pic I posted up there came from Angelle originally and was on her site. She was proud of the results of her summer workout to get in shape for the coming season. But after a couple of days she took it down because she said that's not how she wanted people to see or think of her.

I like pretty girls. I love racing. I love cars. These are my only outdoor leisure time activities these days (racing and cars, I mean - I'd rather do things with girls indoors). But business is business. And I only respect people (men or women) who can get down to business and aren't just in the game to show off.

 

[bahodeme]

A few races ago, Ashley beat Dad and he was PISSED. She waited and waited so that John had to burnout first. After the race, he was happy she won but not beating him. I also like Alexis DeJoria, but there are times were she looks too much like her dad John Paul DeJoria (Paul Mithcell & Patron).
Also another looker in NHRA is Leah Pruett

 

[Smallville22]

Danica Patrick