Questions that keep me up at night...

[feller469]

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

When they make a stamp for Oprah, will it be the fat one or the skinny one?

What classifies something as a "jumbo shrimp"?'

You get the idea...

 

[Skyraider22]

You mean like why do hotdogs come in ten packs and hotdog buns come in eight packs

 

[BlueBalls]

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

It's the first I'm hearing of it! Damn socialist government!!!

When they make a stamp for Oprah, will it be the fat one or the skinny one?

However she dies that's the one they should use.

Although I'm sure this one would be popular....
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yEz8hh_As84/SFnIwIwzQRI/AAAAAAAAAB4/JN1TmPsB2cg/s320/Picture%2B2.png

What classifies something as a "jumbo shrimp"?'

If it's bigger than your penis, it's jumbo.

You get the idea...

No .... :dunno:

 

[YMIHERE]

Why do feet smell and noses run?

 

[gunslingingbird]

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

 

[BlueBalls]

If I was working in the lab late one night, and my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For my monster from his slab began to rise. Would I be surprised if he did the monster mash?

:dunno:

 

[gunslingingbird]

1 mouse, 2 mice.
1 louse, 2 lice.
1 house, 2 hice? :dunno:

 

[Ace Bandage]

1. What's another word for Thesaurus?
2. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
3. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
4. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
5. What would the speed of lightning be if it didn't zigzag?
6. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
7. What size were hailstones before the game of golf was invented?
8. Why is it that when you send something by truck it's called a shipment, but when you send it by ship it's called cargo?
9. When two airplanes almost collide, why do they call it a near miss rather than a near hit?
10. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

 

[Boothbabe]

If the universe is expanding and endless why do some scientists say it has a centre and if the universe is indeed endless how can it be expanding :dunno:

 

[Ace Bandage]

If the universe is expanding and endless why do some scientists say it has a centre?

Who's that sexy girl in your sig? I'm kidding. I read your thread yesterday. Don't beat me up...

 

[Skyraider22]

1 mouse, 2 mice.
1 louse, 2 lice.
1 house, 2 hice? :dunno:

What are we all high:dunno:

 

[Jeep!]

On a similar note, I would like to point out that "trouser" should be singular. It is one item of clothing, it is a trouser.

 

[Hot Mega]

Who's that sexy girl in your sig? I'm kidding. I read your thread yesterday. Don't beat me up...

Agreed!! Those are some scrumptious knockers!!! And I'm not really a tit guy but those are the mother of all mammaries IMO.

You sometimes hear about chicks getting implants and falling in love with there own tits.....she sure seems like it and I don't blame her one bit.

 

[Hot Mega]

You mean like why do hotdogs come in ten packs and hotdog buns come in eight packs

To remind us that the world we live in is not perfect.

 

[calpoon]

If the universe is expanding and endless why do some scientists say it has a centre and if the universe is indeed endless how can it be expanding :dunno:

I don't think that they think it is endless, because you'd be right, an endless 0bject could not expand. that is known as "infinite +1".

but any finite object that is expanding must have a center which is the point it is expanding from. If it didn't, then it would be expanding on one end and contracting on the other.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Is it possible to have a single Shennanigan?

 

[JohnnyThompson]

How come worthless and priceless mean opposite things?

 

[gunslingingbird]

If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

 

[mrtrebus]

If I Am The One & Only then who am I singing too?!? :dunno:

 

[mrtrebus]

I love hundreds-and-thousands, but what if I've only got one? What do I call it?