Woke up and realised I've got itchy feet and a hard-on.
Thinking....
Known cures:
Itchy feet:
Talcum Powder
Cut off shoe displayers
Traveling
Most beneficial solution: Traveling
Re-calibrating software and inputting new search parameters
Hard-on:
Known cures:
Wanking
Cut off the ole John Jolly Johanassen
Sex
Most beneficial solution: Sex
There we have it
Bish Bash Bosh
I want to go to either Praha in Czech Republic
or
Hungary's Budapest
Simple Q
Which is best for culture, women and sex?
If we must you dirty little scoundrels, we can forgo the culture, because being from the north of England I am already oozing with the stuff.
Thinking....
Known cures:
Itchy feet:
Talcum Powder
Cut off shoe displayers
Traveling
Most beneficial solution: Traveling
Re-calibrating software and inputting new search parameters
Hard-on:
Known cures:
Wanking
Cut off the ole John Jolly Johanassen
Sex
Most beneficial solution: Sex
There we have it
Bish Bash Bosh
I want to go to either Praha in Czech Republic
or
Hungary's Budapest
Simple Q
Which is best for culture, women and sex?
If we must you dirty little scoundrels, we can forgo the culture, because being from the north of England I am already oozing with the stuff.
