Post Your Best Relationship Advice

[Will E Worm]

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Don't flush.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

And always leave the seat up.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Try discussing what you like about Porno Dan during dinner. Chicks love Porno Dan.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Talk nonstop about steam locomotives.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Try discussing what you like about Porno Dan during dinner. Chicks love Porno Dan.

So chicks likes hypocrites men that never fucked a black woman? That's what you mean?

In the case that the chick is black, what we have to do so?

No, no i'm not trolling i really need advices.

 

[The Penis Mightier]

Find a nice gal who likes fast food and binge-watching NetFlix who will, at the end of the night, gladly and eagerly kiss and sit on your wiener making it all tired and wet until the white stuff comes out.

 

[hiropro]

Stay single and NEVER give your heart to ANYONE.

 

[Rockhammer]

Sage words of wisdom passed along here, thanks for the insights, gentlemen. The first thing a man needs to do in a relationship is figure out what exactly he wants out of it. I can't imagine any self-respecting fellow wanting to get married and surrender his freedom for pussy, if pussy isn't easily and readily available for you, marrying one so you have easy and ready access is just sad commentary on the fact that you aren't a self-respecting man that's worth much of a fuck.

 

[sean miguel]

When she asks you "do you think she's pretty?" be honest and say "hell yeah." Especially if it's her prettier sister.

 

[bodie54]

When she asks you "do you think she's pretty?" be honest and say "hell yeah." Especially if it's her prettier sister.

Yes!
Or her mom :thumbsup:

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Yes!
Or her mom :thumbsup:

Or her daughter.







Wait, what?

 

[himperv203]

stop spending time on freeones and more time on your girlfriend

 

[Piper Blush]

Communication and oral sex!

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

A hundred dollars goes a long way towards solving all relationship issues.

Truth.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

Well down on the farm, my old pappy use to say - bring a goat to a cliff, it pushes back better.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[Rane1071]

When you get naked with that special someone always leave your socks on. There's nothing more sexier to a chick than a naked dude in socks.
Bitches love socks.

 

[bodie54]

Well down on the farm, my old pappy use to say - bring a goat to a cliff, it pushes back better.

:1orglaugh

When you get naked with that special someone always leave your socks on. There's nothing more sexier to a chick than a naked dude in socks.
Bitches love socks.

Yes.
Especially black socks!