Pornography: Use it in a sentence.
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I spent months developing this masterpiece of software. When they invented Java, they told us that even our coffee machines would be Java-operated some day. "Yeah, right", I thought. Maybe this was the reason why they called this language Java.
But then I had an idea: Why not be the first man on earth to have a Java-operated coffee machine that automatically scans my mood and fatigue level, displays a fancy diagram, combined with a graph showing my caffeine intoxication level, fills itself with the convenient coffee, chooses the right cup color and prepares a stimulating brain-tickling - oh, I have to mention the new coffee bean vaporization technique I invented. Do you think 3,000 Euros is to much for such a coffee machine?
Yesterday I started another test run. Unfortunately I did not notice that my beloved cat did not really like the spinach I gave her for lunch that day. I checked the bean vaporization routines, hastily devouring her Whiskas, while she pleasurably vomited into the coffee bean container. I had some problems with the diagram display too since the implementation of the new heuristic intoxication subprograms. The last three times the display was just empty, no diagram, no graph.
I started the program. The noise of the coffee bean vaporization module was different today, but I thought it was just because of my improvements. But the smell was different too. What was going wrong? Still no lines on the display, but a strange effect: My coffee machine began spitting out smeary beans right through the room, hitting my cat and me. The poor frightened creature jumped off the table where she had been watching the machine, accidentally hitting the unlock button of the vaporization module. I started to panic, looked at the display, tried to adjust a subroutine, being hit by flying coffee beans, with an anxious cat's claws dug in my back, my kitchen already half filled with weird-smelling green vapor - no graph yet on the display. I was disappointed.
Starbucks is my new friend.
But then I had an idea: Why not be the first man on earth to have a Java-operated coffee machine that automatically scans my mood and fatigue level, displays a fancy diagram, combined with a graph showing my caffeine intoxication level, fills itself with the convenient coffee, chooses the right cup color and prepares a stimulating brain-tickling - oh, I have to mention the new coffee bean vaporization technique I invented. Do you think 3,000 Euros is to much for such a coffee machine?
Yesterday I started another test run. Unfortunately I did not notice that my beloved cat did not really like the spinach I gave her for lunch that day. I checked the bean vaporization routines, hastily devouring her Whiskas, while she pleasurably vomited into the coffee bean container. I had some problems with the diagram display too since the implementation of the new heuristic intoxication subprograms. The last three times the display was just empty, no diagram, no graph.
I started the program. The noise of the coffee bean vaporization module was different today, but I thought it was just because of my improvements. But the smell was different too. What was going wrong? Still no lines on the display, but a strange effect: My coffee machine began spitting out smeary beans right through the room, hitting my cat and me. The poor frightened creature jumped off the table where she had been watching the machine, accidentally hitting the unlock button of the vaporization module. I started to panic, looked at the display, tried to adjust a subroutine, being hit by flying coffee beans, with an anxious cat's claws dug in my back, my kitchen already half filled with weird-smelling green vapor - no graph yet on the display. I was disappointed.
Starbucks is my new friend.
StormRuller
Nikki Benz: Simply the best #1!!
without pornography I wouldn't be in my PC so long as I'm used to...
Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, pornography.
StormRuller
Nikki Benz: Simply the best #1!!
pornography is one of the best things in life..
" its not a movie or art its outright pornography"= aquote from the movie x rated
"The Austin Martin DB9 is not a car, its pornography"
