Porno Dan is a complicated man.

[Supafly]

Don't let him be misunderstood. He caters to a LOT of needs & desires, and he is still looking for that special someone.

The journey goes on and on.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

He invited me for lunch and a hangout. I really should go.

 

[sean miguel]

I don't care that Porno Dan has never fucked a black girl; he's the Mark Cuban of porn.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

I've never fucked a Korean.


I was really close once, but since I didn't, does that make me as evil as Porno Dan?

 

[Jack Davenport]

I dated a Korean girl with a southern accent.
Well she is of Korean descent. She was born in the south to Korean parents.
She looked a little like Tila Tequila but talked liked Kellie Pickler.
"I can cook you a home cooked mee-uhhl hunny!"

Holy fuck was that hot.

I should have married her.

 

[Supafly]

I've never fucked a Korean.


I was really close once, but since I didn't, does that make me as evil as Porno Dan?

Adam, my advice is this:

Go and have that lunch with him. Given the very possible issue of later shenanigans, try to remember them tomorrow to share them with you, best case scenario, videotape the key events.

Share them here, and I will give you my sentence who is better or worse.

Extra advice: Involve some females of african-american descent. Just an idea.

 

[Rockhammer]

Has Porn Dan ever fucked a black babe? I don't care if he has or hasn't but this accusation needs either an affirmative or negative reply. If Porn Dan hasn't fucked an ebony beauty he should hold one of his glorious contests and lay pipe on film of his Nubian deflowering.

 

[bobjustbob]

I've never fucked a Korean.


I was really close once, but since I didn't, does that make me as evil as Porno Dan?

i don't give a fuck that FreeOnes_Adam has never fucked a Korean girl. i would never fuck one either, but FreeOnes_Adam is a hypocrite. the following are his words, spelling mistakes are his because he's an illiterate retard. "Six-years ago today we elected President Obama, yet they're still porn models who won't do "IR" - RT If you agree this needs to end. Segregation ended years ago yet for some assinine reason it is still allowed to exist in porn. Segregation is practiced by many agents who convince models NOT to shoot with people simply because of their skin color. No one is forcing anyone to have sex with people, but saying you won't do an entire group of people because of their skin color is racist, plain and simple." FreeOnes_Adam criticizes white female porn stars for not doing interracial, while he himself has never fucked a Korean girl. FreeOnes_Adam is a hypocritical piece of shit. hate that fat ugly retard.

 

[Supafly]

Has jfulcron ever fucked a man?

No, he hasn't. i don't give a fuck that jfulcron has never fucked a man. i would never fuck one either, they're ugly as shit. but jfulcron is a hypocrite. the following are his words, spelling mistakes are his because he's an illiterate retard. "Six-years ago today we elected another male President, yet they're still porn models who won't do "Gay Porn" - RT If you agree this needs to end. Heterosexuality ended years ago yet for some assinine reason it is still allowed to exist in porn. Heterosexuality is practiced by many agents who convince models NOT to shoot with people simply because of their gender. No one is forcing anyone to have sex with people, but saying you won't do an entire group of people because of their gender is sexist, plain and simple." He criticizes male porn stars for not doing homosexual, while he himself has never fucked a man. he is a hypocritical piece of shit. hate that fat ugly retard.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Has bobjustbob ever fucked a watermelon?

No, he hasn't. i don't give a fuck that bobjustbob has never fucked a watermelon. i would never fuck one either, they're ugly as shit. but bobjustbob is a hypocrite. the following are his words, spelling mistakes are his because he's an illiterate retard. "Six-years ago today we elected another male President, yet they're still porn models who won't do "watermelon butt stuff" - RT If you agree this needs to end. Unwatermelony sex stuff ended years ago yet for some assinine (and I love this part.. that spelling, yo) reason it is still allowed to exist in porn. Unwatermelony sex stuff is practiced by many agents who convince models NOT to shoot with watermelons simply because of their gender or butts. No one is forcing anyone to have sex with watermelons, but saying you won't do an entire group of people because of their gender is watermelon-sexist, plain and simple." He criticizes male porn stars for not doing watermelon butt stuff, while he himself has never fucked a watermelon. he is a hypocritical piece of shit. hate that fat ugly retard.

 

[Supafly]

 

[porno dan]

Has jfulcron ever fucked a man?

No, he hasn't. i don't give a fuck that jfulcron has never fucked a man. i would never fuck one either, they're ugly as shit. but jfulcron is a hypocrite. the following are his words, spelling mistakes are his because he's an illiterate retard. "Six-years ago today we elected another male President, yet they're still porn models who won't do "Gay Porn" - RT If you agree this needs to end. Heterosexuality ended years ago yet for some assinine reason it is still allowed to exist in porn. Heterosexuality is practiced by many agents who convince models NOT to shoot with people simply because of their gender. No one is forcing anyone to have sex with people, but saying you won't do an entire group of people because of their gender is sexist, plain and simple." He criticizes male porn stars for not doing homosexual, while he himself has never fucked a man. he is a hypocritical piece of shit. hate that fat ugly retard.

You guys are killing me :jester::jester::jester::jester:

 

[Supafly]

Let us celebrate 10 months without Porno Dan's private troll!

 

[Jack Davenport]

Let us celebrate 10 months without Porno Dan's private troll!

Being that his (the troll’s) posts are summarily deleted how do you know how long it has been? I have noticed that we haven’t seen a thread dedicated to porno dan in a while but I couldn’t tell you a timeline like 10 months ago.

How do you know this?

 

[Supafly]

Being that his (the troll’s) posts are summarily deleted how do you know how long it has been? I have noticed that we haven’t seen a thread dedicated to porno dan in a while but I couldn’t tell you a timeline like 10 months ago.

How do you know this?

In the Troll Community, we watch over each other closely. The guy is passive as of now.

Of course, nothing lasts forever...

 

[Supafly]

Let us celebrate 10 months without Porno Dan's private troll!

Now we're 19 months without the Dan Troll, I almost miss him. Almost!

 

[Torre82]

*Alec Guinness, visibly shaken, slumps into a chair*
It was as if millions of black girls screamed, and were suddenly silenced.. I feel a great disturbance in the porno-dan.