What would I like to do with two girls in my bed? Eat saltines and try to whistle. Seriously, you can give as many porn-inspired fantasy answers, but for most of us regular guys who will never know one way or another, I can honestly say if I ever found myself in bed with two women, first I'd pinch myself to make sure it wasn't a dream, and if it wasn't a dream, here's what I'd do. WHATEVER THE HELL THE GIRLS WANTED TO DO. You say you wanna suck my dick while the other girl licks my balls, that's cool. You want to ride me while I tongue her? Cool. You want to eat saltines and try to whistle, sure, why not? In the company of two women wanting sex, there ain't a heterosexual man with an operational penis in the world that's gonna say, "No, I don't wanna do that. You two had best leave." That's as likely as a heterosexual man telling a woman, "No, I really don't want a blowjob. They're icky."