Polish Company Wants to Brew **** With Bacteria From Model's Vagina

[Straight Shooter]

A Polish company has set up a crowd-funding page to raise money for a new brand of **** which it claims will be made with bacteria taken from a woman's vagina.

The Order of Yoni - which takes its name from the Sanskrit word for vagina - is asking for £118,000 (150,000 Euros) to launch 'Bottled Instinct', a ***** which contains the 'quintessence of femininity'.

A post on crowd-sourcing website Indie Go Go claims the **** will be made from the 'lactic acid bacteria' of Czech model Alexandra Brendlova, who appears in the adverts in negligee.

However there are only vague references to the brewing process on the website and it is unclear whether the bacteria - lactobacillus - can be used to make ****.

The post reads: 'Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of unique woman [sic].' It later states that the final product will be 'clean and healthy'.

The crowd-sourcing page also includes a hyper-sexual pitch to potential financiers.

It reads: 'Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion… Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice.

'Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of ****

'The golden ***** brewed with her lure, grace and flavored with instincts. Imagine the **** of which every sip is a randez-vous with this hot woman of your dreams… she hugs you and kiss you gently, looking straight into your eyes… How much would you give for that ****?'

The makers claim the 150,000 Euros will allow them to brew six batches of 16,600 beers each, with funds going towards the 'brewing process, ingredients and bottles' decorations'.

The money will also cover the 'model's reward' and a budget for the 'perks' offered to investors. However, there is no detail provided as to the breakdown of the costs.

They have raised 95 Euros so far.

Producers claim the first 'Bottled Instinct' will be 'only the beginning' for the brewery.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-brew-****-bacteria-Czech-model-s-vagina.html

How many of you pervs would ***** this?

 

[seamanmonkey]

That's a bit different, interesting idea!

 

[Jack Davenport]

Muffweiser

 

[LeyaFalcon]

Man I love pussy but this **** just don't sound right

 

[sean miguel]

Pabst Smear Blue Ribbon

That was truly awful, but not as awful as vaginal bacteria ****.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

A post on crowd-sourcing website Indie Go Go claims the **** will be made from the 'lactic acid bacteria' of Czech model Alexandra Brendlova

How many of you pervs would ***** this?

Oh yeah i would definitely have a taste of that ****! :yesyes:


:****::****::****:

The Polish gonna drives me *****!! :*****:



Goddamn! :drool2:

 

[claydavis]

They can call it Puss in ****.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

 

[Jack Davenport]

Pabst Smear Blue Ribbon

That was truly awful, but not as awful as vaginal bacteria ****.

Hahahahahahaha :1orglaugh

 

[Jack Davenport]

Hymenken

 

[Rane1071]

Cooch lager, eh? A bit of a twist on using pussy to sell your stuff.

And to answer the OP, No, I would not ***** it even if it was for free.

Well, let's not be too hasty, ...

maybe if it was free ...

 

[tartanterrier]

This will probably be a lot dearer than the typical Polish brew. So they will probably push it to all the stag parties that come over in their quests to get pissed, with a little something extra to take home with them to the STI clinic.

 

[The Yak]

It's still ****. I'd ***** it.

 

[xfire]

Somehow this topic doesn't seem complete without a reference to **** brewed with bacteria and how well it goes with bratwurst, or maybe I'm just overthinking things.