Please, PLEASE explain this photo

[lurkingdirk]

:wtf:

I was not aware there is a culture that releases slain chickens after tying the knot.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

The doves spontaneously combusted in midair.

On the bright side, there were suddenly wings added to the "appetizers" menu.

 

[L3ggy]

:wtf:

 

[edirons22]

Maybe this symbolizes that after marriage you are free as a slain chicken that can't fly :dunno:
I'm not married

 

[andrea_]

LIAR!

You promised to NOT post that picture of my 4th wedding on the internet!

Now you know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna love & tolerate the crap out of you! :rofl2:

 

[touch wood]

:wtf:

I was not aware there is a culture that releases slain chickens after tying the knot.

What is there to explain :dunno:
They are about the catch the wedding gift from their butcher uncle.

 

[C.J.]

That's a fake.:2 cents:
viva photoshop !!!:nanner:

 

[tiger1977]

It's a new tradition started by the Seventh-Day Adventist Church.

 

[Member442]

:wtf:

 

[KillTheIndustry]

The sad thing is, I don't find this that weird... I don't know if the internet has lowered my standards of what is weird, or if I was expecting more from Dirk.

 

[lurkingdirk]

The sad thing is, I don't find this that weird... I don't know if the internet has lowered my standards of what is weird, or if I was expecting more from Dirk.

I aim to disappoint.

:hatsoff:

 

[Member442]

I aim to disappoint.

:hatsoff:

Then you are doing a good job sir.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I aim to disappoint.

:hatsoff:

in that case, i am pleased

 

[lurkingdirk]

Then you are doing a good job sir.

in that case, i am pleased

I have never satisfied so many people on FreeOnes at once. I feel like a stud.

 

[PirateKing]

Waste of chicken man. Fry that shit.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I have never satisfied so many people on FreeOnes at once. I feel like a stud.

you're kind of a big deal around here :dunno:

 

[suki888]

it is a new tradition just today that explains that even the chicken can fly without wings!!!

 

[Ace Bandage]

Those aren't chickens, they're decapitated babies that sprouted Angel wings...

Sad face.

 

[feller469]

Peter Gabriel needs to come up with a new gimmick

 

[Ace Bandage]

:sing: Take these broken wings, and learn to fly again, and learn to live so free... :sing:

I have never satisfied so many people on FreeOnes at once. I feel like a stud.

You have a needle dick.

That is all.