Please explain

[lurkingdirk]

Please explain these things:
1. the nose
b. what's on the wall?
iii. what's in the bowl?

Oh, Canada!

 

[TheFreak]

I can see it now "This isn't what it looks like.... okay it's EXACTLY what it looks like"

 

[Member442]

Eww I don't want to just plan gross Lurky

 

[edirons22]

I hope there is Chocolate in the bowl, otherwise.... :eeew:

 

[KillTheIndustry]

...

He's...

Maybe he was...

...

Nope, I've got nothing.

 

[feller469]

He was using performance art to depict North America. Obese pigs equal America, the Canadian flag is for, wait for it, Canada. And the bowl of chili is for Mexico.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

1. Shifty
b. Shifty
iii. Shifty


Any more stupid questions?

 

[Kingfisher]

He isn't getting his security/cleaning deposit back...

 

[hedonis]

The internet- that shit's forever!

Why does it look like some kind of animal was trying to paw its way into his belly?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Who doesn't enjoy a bowl of chili before bed?

 

[smoknn]

i know who that is..i seen him on southpark its bearpigman..that splains the nose...and i think thats a combo of nasty hand prints on the wall...and that looks like a used bowl of chili on the bed:rofl2:

 

[SlutDistrict]

i know who that is..i seen him on southpark its bearpigman..that splains the nose...and i think thats a combo of nasty hand prints on the wall...and that looks like a used bowl of chili on the bed:rofl2:

Handprints, and sideways shoe prints... how can such a thing be explained? xD

 

[Rane1071]

No, no. That's the "pig-man" from Seinfeld. He escaped to Canada with his feeding bowl/trough.

He's saying he wants a sammich this big.

 

[freeoneskutti]

Must be a new Canadian mutant - The Pig-a-rine..... :dunno:

 

[StanScratch]

Can anyone identify the hot bitch in the first picture and give me a link to more pictures in this set?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

For the last fucking time.

Microwave chili and amphetamine--fueled masturbation do not mix!

 

[GodsEmbryo]

What was supposed to be a hot steamy night on a romantic weekend in Canada with his lover, turned out to be a freakin' nightmare. It started great though. Bob pinned a Canadian flag on his panties and said "Look hunny" and shook his hips like a cheap down town 50 cent whore. "What", said DurkingLurk smiling "you mean it's a small prick country?". "No!" replied Bob with feigned irritation. "Yeah well, that too. But It's the leaf covering my pricky, look, I'm Eve!".
"You wanna be my Adam?" he whispered, bending over as if he was Marilyn Monroe stepping over a transport abrade. "I was created from your rib, you know. Maybe we can create something else to." He giggled and threw himself on the bed.
"Talking about ribs, are you hungry?"
"What do you have in mind bunny wunny?" Bob replied.
DurkingLurk stared at his lover on the bed and watched him scratching his Canadian flag intensly.
"Well, definitely not crab..."
He looked a little like a whale too, Durk wondered. Or a big blowfish. If this was Japan they could make an giant bowl of fish soup out of him. But this was Canada...
"No, definitely no sea food. But we can order some Poutine, it's supposed to be some kind of national dish."

"Hi, I'm Alisa. You ordered room service?" the hot maid said as she walked slowly and sexy to the table and put the dish on it. That's strange, Durk thought by himself, she looks familiar. Maybe... He quickly jumped up in front of her and opened his raincoat to flash his sausage.
"Don't play with me" Alisa said. She gave him the finger and left the room.
Yup, definitely know her, I must have flashed her before.

(To be continued)

 

[brodkill]

ok so breaking into my house and taking a photo of me, is not cool, dude