So I play Zelda (either OoT or Majora's Mask, both of which I've already beat) like every other day. 'Cause I'm obsessed. And only have an N64. Not that it's not awesome, just wish I had a Wii. Anywho.
TODAY MY MOTHERFUCKING CARTRIDGE WASN'T WORKING.
And I decided that since my parents are out, I'm a hornball, and hang around my room naked, I figure I'd make a picture-story for you guys. Let's begin...
I tried to invite someone over so I could kick their ass in Mortal Kombat first...
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This cutie will "FINISH YOU!"
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Maybe I should play with myself?
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Yeah. So I'm thinking Zelda. RPGs ftw!
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BUT IT WOULDN'T START. Must be my goddamn dusty room.
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Guess there's another way to play.
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Was kinda curious to see how the curved bottom part felt against the back of my throat...
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That was yummy, thought I should try it somewhere else.
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I fucked myself with this thing for a good 20 minutes until I came super hard. ugghhh so good.
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Had to lick off the girl juice good. Didn't want the next players hand to smell like Kimora cum.
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The end.
Hope you guys get a kick out of me getting off. Next time I'm with my webmaster I'm gonna shoot video of this in high quality for my site. This is my new favorite... console.
Anyone want me to marinate their Wii controller inside me?
TODAY MY MOTHERFUCKING CARTRIDGE WASN'T WORKING.
And I decided that since my parents are out, I'm a hornball, and hang around my room naked, I figure I'd make a picture-story for you guys. Let's begin...
I tried to invite someone over so I could kick their ass in Mortal Kombat first...
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This cutie will "FINISH YOU!"
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Maybe I should play with myself?
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Yeah. So I'm thinking Zelda. RPGs ftw!
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BUT IT WOULDN'T START. Must be my goddamn dusty room.
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Guess there's another way to play.
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Was kinda curious to see how the curved bottom part felt against the back of my throat...
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That was yummy, thought I should try it somewhere else.
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I fucked myself with this thing for a good 20 minutes until I came super hard. ugghhh so good.
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Had to lick off the girl juice good. Didn't want the next players hand to smell like Kimora cum.
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The end.
Hope you guys get a kick out of me getting off. Next time I'm with my webmaster I'm gonna shoot video of this in high quality for my site. This is my new favorite... console.
Anyone want me to marinate their Wii controller inside me?
