Pirate King - This 5k run is for you!

Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
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A zombie infested obstacle course race. Unfortunately, tripping someone so they focus on your opponent rather than you isn't allowed. I asked.

Neither are Premium Link Upgrade throwers, chain saws, hair spray + lighter, crow bars, baseball bats, or any other zombie maiming device.

Still looks fun!
 

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