Pick Up Lines from Lord of the Rings gang

[GoodAsh]

http://www.dorkly.com/article/15910/6-lord-of-the-rings-pickup-lines

 

[lurkingdirk]

These are very subtle. I particularly like,

I am no man. Wanna bone?

 

[scuzzbucket]

And my ASS!

 

[Red Spyder]

Really? Lord of the Ring geeks get girls? :dunno:

 

[L3ggy]

Of course they do.

 

[yoicham]

Really? Lord of the Ring geeks get girls? :dunno:

Maybe...but then they get laughed at and ridiculed for not being able to perform: http://www.efukt.com/20611_Hung_Like_Bart_Simpson.html

 

[STDiva]

Ahhhhhhahahaha those are good.

 

[andrea_]

And my ASS!

still laughing so hard at that!