So you're on this massive cruise ship in the Caribbean working as a young cruise staff member. And in some quirk of time and space (or just a really cool [NOBABE]wet dream[/NOBABE]), every porn model past and present is on this boat and they're all in their heyday.
Everything is going just fine, when soon after the ship enters the infamous Bermuda Triangle, a rogue wave comes out of nowhere and capsizes the vessel. It's taking on water fast and will sink in a matter of minutes. In an absurd cost-saving measure, the cruise line has opted to go with a single 6-man life boat which you are on. There's room for 5 more and you get to choose.
On the far off horizon you spot an uncharted island that will presumably be your home for the rest of your life (it's the Bermuda Triangle after all). Who are the 5 porn models of all time you would choose to spend the rest of your days with trying to survive and doing other things to pass the time?
Oh, and as an added bonus (or not), you happen to be one of those big dick bastards that zdenka is always going on about.
Postscript - everyone else onboard the ship was rescued shortly after by the Coast Guard so no persons were harmed in this ridiculous hypothetical.
Here are my 5:
Taylor Rain of course
Eve Angel of course
Barbie Duran
Nancy Ho
(fuck, I've left just one slot open for blondes)
Silvia Saint
Everything is going just fine, when soon after the ship enters the infamous Bermuda Triangle, a rogue wave comes out of nowhere and capsizes the vessel. It's taking on water fast and will sink in a matter of minutes. In an absurd cost-saving measure, the cruise line has opted to go with a single 6-man life boat which you are on. There's room for 5 more and you get to choose.
On the far off horizon you spot an uncharted island that will presumably be your home for the rest of your life (it's the Bermuda Triangle after all). Who are the 5 porn models of all time you would choose to spend the rest of your days with trying to survive and doing other things to pass the time?
Oh, and as an added bonus (or not), you happen to be one of those big dick bastards that zdenka is always going on about.
Postscript - everyone else onboard the ship was rescued shortly after by the Coast Guard so no persons were harmed in this ridiculous hypothetical.
Here are my 5:
Taylor Rain of course
Eve Angel of course
Barbie Duran
Nancy Ho
(fuck, I've left just one slot open for blondes)
Silvia Saint
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