Phallic Cucumber at a Local Market

[squallumz]

trust me, all the girls wanted it, but they were too shy to buy the fucking thing.

i found this at one of the local markets in my town a couple days ago:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Forget the cucumber, those potatoes look fucking sexy.

 

[edirons22]

Nature makes funny things...

 

[ThatRedWing]

I have to call on this one. We all know that you keistered the damn thing and took it home.

 

[vodkazvictim]

You guys are a pack of fucking ****.
















Don't ever change.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

trust me, all the girls wanted it, but they were too shy to buy the fucking thing.

i found this at one of the local markets in my town a couple days ago:

The fact that you didn't arrange the cuke, and taters to look like a hard dick, and 2 swollen nuts, before you walked away, makes me feel as though you really didn't commit to this opportunity. I'm disappointed squally....you're better then that bro.

 

[squallumz]

The fact that you didn't arrange the cuke, and taters to look like a hard dick, and 2 swollen nuts, before you walked away, makes me feel as though you really didn't commit to this opportunity. I'm disappointed squally....you're better then that bro.

i guess you're right. you know, i thought about the potatoes too. it was right when you walked in. i was so caught up in laughing at the cucumber, i missed out.