Petra, can u post a pic of yourself? Please.

[xanaXXX]

I would like to see a photo of our Cult Mother. I have to be sure your a woman & not a man. I promise I will not masturbate to your photo if you decide to post it. Other people might, but not me. If you don't want to post a photo of yourself. You can simply post a pic of your breasts instead of your face. Make sure you write "The real Petra" on your breasts so I can know your not posting a fake. If you feel uncomfortable about this thread. Just ask Roald to post a photo of his penis dressed up in a fancy outfit. Thank you & that is all.

remember I asked please.

 

[PirateKing]

Petra is like the boogey man. Everyone has a different perception of what she looks like.

I think she prefers it that way.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

I foresee great things to come.

 

[Petra]

I am the Stig of FreeOnes.

Some say that I'm pretty. Others say I'm a lard of fat. Most people think I have multiple tentacles coming from various parts of my body. But all anyone knows? I'm the cult mother.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Some say her heart stopped beating in 1973.

Some say that if you check the glove-compartment in her car you will find Lurkingdirk in there.

All we know is that she loves kicking people in the balls.

 

[Petra]

Oh, and here you go. It was a bad face day.



Unfortunately, Roald's penis wasn't attending this particular gathering. Thankfully.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Roald has a "wandering penis". Sometimes it runs away from him to go on its own little adventures.

 

[Galactic]

Some say her heart stopped beating in 1973.

Some say that if you check the glove-compartment in her car you will find Lurkingdirk in there.

All we know is that she loves kicking people in the balls.

Really well said. I think Jeremy would be proud.

 

[Roald]

Oh, and here you go. It was a bad face day.

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Unfortunately, Roald's penis wasn't attending this particular gathering. Thankfully.

Im pretty sure that in this very picture its poking Mariah in the back

 

[BlueBalls]

Yeah, I seen her. That is to say I saw her.

 

[Petra]

Yeah, I seen her. That is to say I saw her.

You payed a lot to see that corset pic. 17,000 points I think.

 

[BlueBalls]

I did indeed. I'd post it here for all to see, but alas, that laptop is no more.

 

[Petra]

I did indeed. I'd post it here for all to see, but alas, that laptop is no more.

Oh gee, darn.

 

[BlueBalls]

I know, right?

But what can we learn from this, Petra? We can learn that one should always back up their masturbation materials. You never know when they may be stuck down by some unforeseen force of nature, leaving you franticly masturbating on your knees most nights trying to enjoy yourself through the tears desperately trying to remember what once was.

 

[cree]

Freeones dynamic duo guess who's who?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Ah yes I remember that Petra photo auction. It got pretty heated.

 

[BCT]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 6496163, member: 114093"]Oh, and here you go. It was a bad face day.

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Unfortunately, Roald's penis wasn't attending this particular gathering. Thankfully.

Beautiful smile, love your lips!!!!!

 

[Rattrap]

Roald has a "wandering penis". Sometimes it runs away from him to go on its own little adventures.

I wondered who this song was about...

I am the Stig of FreeOnes.

Some say that I'm pretty. Others say I'm a lard of fat. Most people think I have multiple tentacles coming from various parts of my body. But all anyone knows? I'm the cult mother.

I ran Petra through a Google image search, and filtering out the obvious (super models and stone structures), this was the first potential hit I came up with: http://kidsblogs.nationalgeographic.com/you-are-here/jordan/images/petra-donkey.jpg

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Beautiful smile, love your lips!!!!!

She looks more like a clown to me with all that make up she's wearing. And that shade of lipstick? Screams desperation of LOOK AT ME! PFFT! And get some visine! Your red eyes are hideous!!! Also try some lotion based kleenex so your nose can return back to its normal skin tone. Jeez.

((((shudder))))

 

[Petra]

She looks more like a clown to me with all that make up she's wearing. And that shade of lipstick? Screams desperation of LOOK AT ME! PFFT! And get some visine! Your red eyes are hideous!!! Also try some lotion based kleenex so your nose can return back to its normal skin tone. Jeez.

((((shudder))))

Are you going to stop sending penis pics now that you know I have a few problems?