Petra & Anders, this might be something for you!!

[ClubSweethearts]

I think you two can use this in the office

After years of research they finally came up with a solution to the nasty smell of farts. You simply put this patch in your underwear and it will make your farts smell like... mint! Of course, what else?

Read on

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Petra doesn't fart, she's a lady!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Anders can hardly squeeze a fart around his butt plug.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Only mint? I would like the office to smell like a full dinner. "I'd like some more bearnaise sauce please..."

 

[ClubSweethearts]

Only mint? I would like the office to smell like a full dinner. "I'd like some more bearnaise sauce please..."

lol that sounds filthy already

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Pft, I'm proud to be Farty McFart as you so graciously named me.

 

[Petra]

Seriously, some people just need to let go of the incident where I farted next to someones desk. Especially, since in my defense I got called over when I was on the way to the WC anyways.

 

[D-rock]

Seriously, some people just need to let go of the incident where I farted next to someones desk. Especially, since in my defense I got called over when I was on the way to the WC anyways.

I think they call that technique the "trailblazer" or the "brown bomber". :1orglaugh

Anyway this wouldn't be for me...not until they can come up with a vanilla hazelnut smelling one anyway.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

If you ever seen what Anders' so called "salads" are, you'll understand why this was suggested to begin with.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

If you ever seen what Anders' so called "salads" are, you'll understand why this was suggested to begin with.

Beans are tasty and you can never have too much. Same goes for corn.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Beans are tasty and you can never have too much. Same goes for corn.

Think so?