People With Names So Funny You Can't Unsee How Ridiculous It Is

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

The first club I worked security at we hired this Italian character from Boston. His name was Dave Wewee. My spelling might be wrong. First time I met him and found out that name I said to him, "You must be pretty tough with a name like that." He wasn't big but scrappy as all heck. He was a nice guy who came to California to be an actor. Hope he changed his name since though.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Another one for fans of professional wrestling. This name may be OK in Japan but you will be a laughing stock in America.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Y'know, I hate to be a dick. Maybe not as much as some other people but I try to be good occasionally. Anyway, I'm watching this commercial on FNC for a charity benefiting families of fallen first responders and other stuffs, I think. There is a grieving widow sobbing about her husband. Unfortunately when I saw her name was Shannon Slutman I fucking lost it and became such a cackling idiot I forgot why she was on the television. Thoughts and prayers. Pray for me to not be so much of an insensitive jerk also.

 

[tvstrip]

I had a client legitimately named "Hung Dong". I had to avoid saying his name, because I would break down if I heard it out loud.
Apparently it's not an unusual name

 

[Xombie3000]

Where I work, I see a lot of interesting names. I've seen an actual "Merry Christmas," as well as "Emerald Green," an "Onyx Black," and some of my favorite "Lo Hung" and "Fu King."

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I knew a gal named Trang Ho who I used to called Trained Ho.

 

[tvstrip]

I knew a gal named Trang Ho who I used to called Trained Ho.

A friend of mine is named Anita Ho

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

A friend of mine is named Anita Ho

Why hasn't she changed her name? Does she have a hard time making appointments or reservations because the establishment feels they are getting pranked?

 

[Mr. Daystar]

My sister in law went to school with a kid name Richard Cranium. No shit.

 

[DrakeM]

Football is a gold mine for ridiculous names. I'll just throw one out there - a CFL player named John Bonk (obit: https://cfhof.ca/members/john-bonk/ )

 

[Xombie3000]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

There's a lotta people in Big Bear having issues with the snow. What is the name of the Mayor they are counting on? Randy Putz.

https://abc7.com/big-bear-tourists-snow-visitors/12908593/

 

[tvstrip]

Why hasn't she changed her name? Does she have a hard time making appointments or reservations because the establishment feels they are getting pranked?

I don't think she feels it's her responsibility if people want to draw an immature conclusion from her name. And rightly so. I'm sure there are languages out there where English names sound/translate into something funny/offensive, but I doubt those people would be compelled to change their names either.

Plus, it's not a overtly odd or offensive name like Ivanna Fuckalot or something.

 

[Pornfan99]

In high school, there was a teacher named Harry Richard Weiner. He must have been a "surprise" / unplanned baby.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I don't think she feels it's her responsibility if people want to draw an immature conclusion from her name. And rightly so. I'm sure there are languages out there where English names sound/translate into something funny/offensive, but I doubt those people would be compelled to change their names either.

Plus, it's not a overtly odd or offensive name like Ivanna Fuckalot or something.

Drawing immature conclusions is kinda my bread and butter.

 

[Harpsman]

Guy I worked with called John Peacock........named his 1st born son Drew.



Think about it🙉

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Knew someone by the name of Peter Oyler. Dad's name Richard, aka Dick. WTF were they thinking?

 

[DrakeM]

Football is a gold mine for ridiculous names. I'll just throw one out there - a CFL player named John Bonk (obit: https://cfhof.ca/members/john-bonk/ )

Really, this thread died? Another old CFL player - backup quarterback for Ottawa: Prince McJunkins III (his obit: https://www.cflaa.ca/cfl-alumnus-prince-mcjunkins-passes/ )

 

[Pornfan99]

Guy I worked with called John Peacock........named his 1st born son Drew.



Think about it🙉

Dude .. I DON'T have to think about it!

https://www.freeones.com/forums/threads/waterfalls-of-cum.982205/page-3

 

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