Paris Hilton or a Hole in the Ground?

[meesterperfect]

so I'm not alone in beeing TOTALLY freaked out by her looks?!?!?!?! she looks like some sort of strange looking gelfling freaky face HORRID human being that just totally pisses me off with an empty expression and a shit boring bony body! so its the hole for me!

I'm gonna go with this guy., but i'd still fuck her instead of the hole in the ground.
overall the girl has a very negative effect on society.
late twenties, acts like an immature 7 year old, constanly bitching about something , very stuck up without reason because shes really not that attractive and has the body of an 8 year old boy.
overall bad and ridiculous attitude.

young girls, even grown women see her shoved in their faces everywhere and their young immature unformed brains think this is how they should be like.
she sucks and the people that promote her suck even more.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I always thought Paris Hilton and John Kerry had similar facial features...

Nose, eyes, eyebrows, and long horse like faces.

 

[om3ga]

Yay, hole!!!

:nanner:

 

[maildude]

Masturbation.

 

[Galactic]

Between those choices? Come on.....Paris isn't that bad......right? I'd do her anyway.......like the whore she is!

 

[power-san]

I actually don't really care for her face and she's a little too skinny.. I find her sexy, but the thing that makes her more attractive to me is her stupidity.. Smart women are pain in the ass.. That's hott!!

 

[Smallville417]

Paris.

 

[Ravenholm]

Paris everytime.

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

why do people always rip on her? :nono:

Great legs, feet, skin, hair, face is okay, stupid (some find this attractive).

http://www.hqscan.com/pics/paris-hilton/view.php?id=6&gal=0&pg=0

I'm good to go for a couple hours with her. :lovecoupl

I agree. I'd LOVE to get her naked and spend some quality time with her.

 

[Ravenholm]

I'd cream her face if given the Chance to.

 

[raychik]

I would tear Paris up.

 

[FlyingWallaby]

Does the hole have boobs? :dunno:

 

[lost1dc]

Does the hole have boobs? :dunno:

good question.

 

[Eastcoast1]

Does the hole have boobs? :dunno:

good question.

lol

Why, does Paris Hilton have boobs?:dunno:

 

[Adri]

Paris is not bad for my list: things to do before I die.

Hole in the ground ?
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_WS0s43GI0kI/SI-axtSLWOI/AAAAAAAAAPI/D52MC9Foy40/Nairobi+July+2008+107.jpg
No thanks.

 

[Rey C.]

Does the hole have boobs? :dunno:

Yeah, but they're implants. No scars though. And... the hole in the ground doesn't have an STD.

 

[Arminius01]

i would prefer Paris...

 

[GregCentauro]

This

 

[Rey C.]

This

Yes!!! :banana:

 

[LucyDaily]

Depends... Does Paris get wetter than this?

http://www.aquiziam.com/pictures/strange-places-blue-hole.jpg

If so I'm down for a good celebrity snorkel