ORGASMS GONE WRONG: or Nuts Gone... Well Nuts

I was thinking back on my life lately, when I remembered a time when the woman I was dating wanted to give me something special for my birthday. It was September in Cinncinatti, and there was a knock on my door. I opened it up and there she was, unexpected, in her fall coat. She came in and let her coat drop to the floor clad in one of my shirts and thigh high white stockings.

This was (and still is) my fave for instant arousal. Needless to say we went at it a number of ways and for the last way (missionary with her rubbing those stocking clad legs all over me) she purred she wanted a pearl necklace. "Oh my", I thought, so when the time came I pulled out and shot. My first string landed right inbetween her lovely tits. However, and to both of our surprise, as I shot my second string, it had more power and as she looked down to look at the first... the second one hit her right in her left eye.

I didn't notice at first, being ... well preoccupied, and continued firing away. She suddenly sat upright, clutching her eye and trying to get out from under me. She then explained two things to me, first, the salinity of my semen made her eye burn a bit and... yes, she had not taken out her contact lens.

Well that was the end of the whoopee for that night as we spent what was left doing ***** first aid.

So tell me, have you ever had this happen? OR do I just live right?
 

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