Omg, would you give yourself a blowjob??

[TrueTranssexual]

Some people got offended by this...what for me was a joke, for them was something disgusting and incredible.
Perhaps they tried to do just that, but couldn't bend over like that or were disgusted by their own penis....maybe they just need to take a really good shower.:dunno: If you are a man and you love your penis, you love touching it, so why not kiss it? Just make sure you stretch before, otherwise You Might have to be taken to the hospital in that position.:eek:

 

[ChefChiTown]

No I wouldn't, I would like to go through life not knowing what penis tastes like. :dunno:

...damnit.

:zips up pants:

 

[mastagambit]

...................umm,no.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I know for a fact, that I'm not flexible enough to do that. I suppose I'll just have to settle for my girlfriend instead. Hell, she's probably better anyway, what with my lack of experience and all...

 

[Sicario]

nope.

 

[avj89]

So when guys get there dick sucked by girls and then the girls stops and goes up 2 kiss u, wouldn't that be close to sucking your own dick? Just asking but to answer the question..... no

 

[Alyssa Rose]

I had a cousin that broke his neck trying to suck his own cock... terrible story.

:eek: Goodness.. I don't think I would eat myself out if I could... And Im not gonna lie, Its one thing to walk in on your husband with his dick in his hand but to walk in on him with his dick in his mouth?!? That would just be weird.:dunno:

 

[gunslingingbird]

If I was flexible enough, and my gut didn't get in the way of giving myself head, I would never leave the house.

I don't think I would eat myself out if I could.

Ooh! Ooh! I'll do it for you!

 

[Sicario]

If I was flexible enough, and my gut didn't get in the way of giving myself head, I would never leave the house.

LOL! :1orglaugh

I didn't know you had a penchant for dick! :eek:

 

[lurkingdirk]

i know i would...i'd cover myself with brown mustard and relish, i'd be delicious...

 

[Elwood70]

No.

Just knowing that I conceivably could if I wanted to,is good enough for me.

 

[mastrofsexslave]

No I don't think I would actually.. That would just be weird.