Olga vs. the Thief

have you heard about this? read the article below and tell me whether you would like to be Viktor or not, haha. cause all those locking up with ten pornstars kinda threads, when you read something like this sounds just impossible.

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The would-be robber, 32-year-old Viktor (because in Russia, apparently, no one has last names and everyone is a James Bond villain), “couldn’t have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate,” the article states, which really seems to miss the point. A yellow belt in karate might give you a nasty bruise, but I’m guessing it was Olga’s penchant for marathon rape that keeps Viktor up at night.

After initially subduing him, she tied Viktor up with a hairdryer cord and locked him in a utility room. Then, she chained him to a radiator with her standard-issue hairdresser’s pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra – to facilitate the three days of rape, you see.

When she finally let Viktor go on Monday, he ran straight to the hospital “as his genitals were injured.”

When the police came for Olga, she said: “What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles (around $30) when he left.”

It’s around here that I stop trying to make sense of it. Was it sex or rape? Why new jeans? What kind of food? I don’t think anyone will ever know, except for maybe Viktor, and his voice is notably absent from the story.

Whatever. The point is to avoid people named Olga.

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Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
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Maybe I'm missing the point, here.. this woman actually NEEDS sex and just took it.

A pornstar NEEDS money and happens to have something between her legs she can sell and yet never give it away/lose it.

Soo.. the point is that we shouldnt want a pornstar cuz they'll rape us a friggin' lot?

Call me crazy but if someone rapes me for 3 days, um.. I dunno. I might be in love or I might turn gay. Either sounds really probable, honestly.
 
I don't get it anymore... Russian women blame Russian men for being jerks but they're no better themselves! She didn't even let him brag about his performance, smoke a cigarette or watch the sports channel afterwards...
 
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