Oi! VodkasVag!

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
Yeah, that's right you gutterslut, the original is back.
I bet you're trembling in your little fucking shorts right now, aren't you? Better go toss out your pussy ass Beck's and get a real man's **** because you're gonna wanna start forgetting how you brought the fucking THUNDER down on your sorry ass. Actually, no. DON'T FUCKING HAVE A DRIP OF IT. Because you better damn remember this moment.

Look at that **** up there. Goddamn, just look at it. Breathe it into your lungs. You done? FUCK YOU, KEEP LOOKING.

You are so fucking jealous. That's the fucking original. That's the king **** and you just have an imposter. And not even a good one. Fucking widescreen for an avatar? Somebody better call the bitch police so they can smack you up a little for being such a fucking retard. Avatars are motherfucking SQUARE, you dig?

You wanna talk about sucking me off? Well your mouth couldn't contain the awesomeness. One look from that orange-haired motherfuck up there are you're on your knees bentover waiting to take it. And that's natural because that avatar is the fucking ****. Shh, don't cry. Take that fucking avatar. He owns you now, and you better thank him for coming back and letting everyone know you ain't got what it takes.

Swag, motherfucka.
 

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