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Just for a fun read and a chuckle....
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to
squirt ***** 30 feet. (Lends a whole new meaning to "a broken heart.")
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still not over that pig thing...)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
You can't **** yourself by holding your breath.
Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza everyday.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
You are more likely to be ****** by a ********* cork than by a poisonous spider.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
A crocodile cannot stick its own tongue out.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when ***********.
(From ******** little bottles of...?)
(Who paid for this research??)
Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....?)
(Is the person who found this out still "among us?")
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
That makes the catfish #1 for the ****** having the most taste buds.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to
death. (Creepy!)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...!")
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig... quality over quantity!)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geez!)
Elephants are the only ******* that can't jump.
(Why are their feet so flat)
A cat's ***** glows under a blacklight.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too!)
After reading all these, all I can say is..."Damn Pigs"!!!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to
squirt ***** 30 feet. (Lends a whole new meaning to "a broken heart.")
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still not over that pig thing...)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
You can't **** yourself by holding your breath.
Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza everyday.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
You are more likely to be ****** by a ********* cork than by a poisonous spider.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
A crocodile cannot stick its own tongue out.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when ***********.
(From ******** little bottles of...?)
(Who paid for this research??)
Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....?)
(Is the person who found this out still "among us?")
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
That makes the catfish #1 for the ****** having the most taste buds.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to
death. (Creepy!)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...!")
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig... quality over quantity!)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geez!)
Elephants are the only ******* that can't jump.
(Why are their feet so flat)
A cat's ***** glows under a blacklight.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too!)
After reading all these, all I can say is..."Damn Pigs"!!!
