Octuplets MIlF does porn?

Torre82

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Way too much mention : Stretch marks and insanity.
Rationale : Many pornstars... celebrities.. and FreeOnes members are plenty insane and we seem to like it well enough.

Further thought : Forget stretch marks. Think of a hallway. Now.. take a hot dog and throw it as hard as you can. Now suspend reality for a moment and realize you didnt hear the hot dog actually land anywhere.. let alone see in that dark cave.. because a fuckload of babies reverse-gangstretched her over and over and her womb is just... just the thought of what it looks like.. feels like...(to her and to a cock.. I mean hand.. err.. fucking hell what's usable as a phallic, sexual object short of going 'back to the womb' with your whole body. Holy shit.. that's almost a thought. If someone was tiny enough they could've ACTUALLY fit into her womb. I mean that whole going up the vagina thing isnt possible.. but.. there was just THAAAT much space taken up by those kids.

.... hmmm.
 
Way too much mention : Stretch marks and insanity.
Rationale : Many pornstars... celebrities.. and FreeOnes members are plenty insane and we seem to like it well enough.

Further thought : Forget stretch marks. Think of a hallway. Now.. take a hot dog and throw it as hard as you can. Now suspend reality for a moment and realize you didnt hear the hot dog actually land anywhere.. let alone see in that dark cave.. because a fuckload of babies reverse-gangstretched her over and over and her womb is just... just the thought of what it looks like.. feels like...(to her and to a cock.. I mean hand.. err.. fucking hell what's usable as a phallic, sexual object short of going 'back to the womb' with your whole body. Holy shit.. that's almost a thought. If someone was tiny enough they could've ACTUALLY fit into her womb. I mean that whole going up the vagina thing isnt possible.. but.. there was just THAAAT much space taken up by those kids.

.... hmmm.

"Is there any tread left on the tyre or would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hall way?" - Stewie Griffin
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I bet the last kid walked out twirling a cane...
 

Mauser98k

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i think even for a guy like, say, Peter North it'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway and would be completely unwatchable
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
This bitch is a disgrace to women everywhere. And how the fuck can you label her a "MILF", I certainly wouldn't hit it!
 
At first I thought this was a poor taste joke thread. Than I realized that there was a kernal of reality to it....

I would pay to see The World's Strongest Men Competition feature an event where the competitors try to keep the Octo-Mom's legs closed....
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
You know her porn would have a creampie theme because there's no way she's letting a guy pull out. She'd yell things out like this chick while she fucks....especially #2
http://saraswirls.net/partnergals1/13/19.html

If octomom says things like that... and my dick was in her..

"Shout. Shout. Let it all out.
These are the things I CAN DO WITHOUT.
C'mon, I'm talking to you.

~Tears for Fears, Shout
 
It might be fun to get blown by those lips. That might be something to experience. And I'd do her a favor and leave a big pop shot all over her face. I bet she has a big smile when she takes it on the face. That's always fun. And she looks like the ambitious type so she may try to take way too much down her throat. OK...I'll take a blowjob from her.
 
It might be fun to get blown by those lips. That might be something to experience. And I'd do her a favor and leave a big pop shot all over her face. I bet she has a big smile when she takes it on the face. That's always fun. And she looks like the ambitious type so she may try to take way too much down her throat. OK...I'll take a blowjob from her.

BBD--you're missing the point. She would take your load on her face, run to the freezer and save a sample for a future "injection"....so any kind of sexual experience with octomom = little bbd running around the block in 9 months...:o;)
 
This bitch is a disgrace to women everywhere. And how the fuck can you label her a "MILF", I certainly wouldn't hit it!

That certainly sums it up.
How many kids did she have before? Six, if I remember correctly, right? Now eight more and she has no husband/boyfriend/girlfriend/whatever, no job, no house, no nothing?
And the little money she has she spends on plastic surgery for her face instead of taking proper care of her kids? What kind of a woman and mother is that?

I'm certainly not the moral center of the universe (being on a pornboard and all ;) ), but she has no business being in porn. There's still a difference between a "normal mother" doing porn and one as screwed up as her.

Good thing this was a hoax as it seems.
 
BBD--you're missing the point. She would take your load on her face, run to the freezer and save a sample for a future "injection"....so any kind of sexual experience with octomom = little bbd running around the block in 9 months...:o;)

Thanks for looking out for me Brotha! :glugglug:
 
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