Nuclear bomb script

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
BBC nuclear bomb script released.

A script written by the BBC and the government to be broadcast in the event of a nuclear attack has been published.

The script, written in the 1970s and released by the National Archives, included instructions to "stay calm and stay in your own homes".

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Stay in your homes, everything will be A-okay. :thumbsup:

In the event of a nuclear attack, staff were told to stay in hiding for 14 days, when it would be safe to leave.

Just fourteen days? :rolleyes:
 
Yeah I heard about this on the news this morning, its actually quite funny the BBC were going to put on entertainment shows on to keep people happy and calm and to keep them inside. Like your really not going to panic if a nuclear war is going on al around you.

Those were the days huh, :D 14 days, you'll only get a little radiation poison should be nothing to worry about. First of all NHS doctors would probably be on a break when you went to see them anyway.
 

Torre82

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In the event of a radiation blast, I'm stealing Gordon Freeman's envirosuit and running to the country...

..where I'm gonna eat me a lotta peaches. Movin' to the country.. da da dee dee da daaa.

PEACHES COME IN A CAN! THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN,
IN A FACTORY DOWN TOOOOOOOWWWWNN.


So what were they going to put on to entertain the irradiated masses? Dr. Who?
 
In the event of a radiation blast, I'm stealing Gordon Freeman's envirosuit and running to the country...

..where I'm gonna eat me a lotta peaches. Movin' to the country.. da da dee dee da daaa.

PEACHES COME IN A CAN! THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN,
IN A FACTORY DOWN TOOOOOOOWWWWNN.


So what were they going to put on to entertain the irradiated masses? Dr. Who?

Holy shit! I haven't heard that song in at least a decade! That was totally random! :hatsoff:
 
I'd put my head between my legs...











Oh sorry.. what was that about 'what do do?' in a nuclear attack?
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
The only thing this article really needs to say is "Bend over and Kiss your ass goodbye"
 
Kinda like they say get under your desk if a there is a warning of an attack.

I think my desk is sturdy enough to hold up to a nuke.
 

Facetious

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If you don't have your Potassium Iodide Tablets . . . . why . . . eat your banana peels. ;)

If o'bama get's elected, we're grnd zero ! that's it man ! I'm goin' into exile.

My Willys 1/2 track is fueled up with 157 gallons of diesel . . .rootin' ready to go ! :nanner:

For those who elect to stay behind (shelter in place), don't forget Tom Ridge's (of Dept. o' homeland security charter - chairman) magic clear plastic sheeting and super dooper anti fission duct tape !!!


silly
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
I'm pretty sure the first time I start hearing nuclear sirens. I'm going to get medical waivers and join the military.
 
Yes, I heard this on the radio yesterday. They had someone read it doing a Walter Cronkite voice.

The BBC must have modeled the hurricane announcement in October 1987 on it as it reminded me of waking up in that morning, no electricity, then pull back the curtains - no trees - then put the radio on - Stay in your homes! and thinking what the hell is going on :eek:
 
If I hear the three-minute warning, I'm gonna have sex with the woman next door.. then quietly wait for the other 2mins 45 secs to pass.
 

Facetious

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The "installations" are likely installed all around us ! and why not ! our borders are wide open. In fact, the government, for the most part, maintains that the inflow of human (and who knows what else) traffic, not be impeded ! And guess what ? The open border scam is another weapon used against the American people . . . Why ?

Let's analyze this - What do the Open Border and Sub Prime Loan crisis have in common ? They both appear to have a humanitarian goal out front, but when you learn what is really going on, you'll find out that it is precisely all about the government making extra revenues for their Wall Street pals ands in turn receiving kick backs in the process. Sorry to be redundant but the richer get wealthier, more access, launder more money and generally receive treatment (immunity and impunity) that we could only dream of, and while all of that is going on, the middle & lower class status populous has to suffer from the effects of government involvement in bailing out these problems which they helped develop. Face it, we're dealing with the burden of payment to sums approaching 3 digit - billions of dollars, an inflating dollar as a result of aforementioned bailout, the loss of employ, via yet another scam all it's own, insourcing & outsourcing, an incursion of foreign peoples into this nation, that hate us, incidentally. The list goes on and on and you think that there's a warning system for incoming warheads ? The warheads are already here I'm afraid.



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