No Tebow Time for Kim Kardashian

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000...ate-with-kim-kardashian?campaign=Twitter_news

"Kim (Kardashian) has a big crush on Tim," a friend told The National Enquirer, via cele*****y.com. "She says he's not only very handsome but seems like a guy with really strong values."

"Tim's been made aware of Kim's crush, and although flattered, he's not interested," a source told The Enquirer. "He's an avowed virgin who's saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages and a sex tape in her past."

Tebowned :1orglaugh
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
I'm not a fan of either party. Fuck them both.

see, i have no idea who this tebone guy is so i cant say fuck that guy too, although im sick of hearing his name like everyfuckingwhere. is that enough though...? yeah, i think so. fuck that guy too, then.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Good for Tim. That ugly bitch has been plowed through so many times that you catch syphilis by talking to her.

I'm sure that when he settles down it will be with someone who tolerates his beliefs but loves his money.
 
See I give Tebow, or his management credit for realizing that the Ks are just trying to grab onto his celebrity. For Kim it doesn't matter who he is or what kind of guy, he could even remain a virgin, she'll happily fuck other guys as long as her name was mentioned with his, When she was trying to get Reggie Bush to the altar she was fucking around on him. Tebow realizes that he doesn't want to be cast as the next "Mr Kardashian." Make no mistake, Kris Humphries wasn't romanced, he was cast as her bf/hubby. Kris Jenner had contacted all the NY area teams asking if anyone wanted to date Kim. Who does that? Anyway I'm pretty sure that A-Rod and Mark Sanchez and the Knicks and Rangers and pretty much all the pro athletes have been told by their agents that if the Ks call, RUN! They're interested in using you for their TV shows and marketing and thats it. Getting a hooker is a cleaner deal than dating Kim. Kudos to Mr Tebow, best move he made all season!
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
How can u say Kim Kardashian is ugly? That's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one! But I will say if this is a true story it makes Kim look like an attention whore.

KK is gorgeous. So what? I wouldn't want to be within 10 miles of her. She's a phony and a materialistic tramp. More kudos for Big Tim.
 

DR. B

Closed Account
look, I don't wanna marry kim k. or date her. I wanna fuck her ass so bad.... god damn virgins
 

John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
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yay! im the first one who gets to say, fuck the kardashians!

bunch of idiots.

I kind of agree with you Squallumz - Except for their father, the late Robert Kardashian. He was part of the successful group of lawyers that got O.J. Simpson off in the criminal trial.
 
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I kind of agree with you Squallumz - Except for their father, the late Robert Kardashian. He was part of the successful group of lawyers that got O.J. Simpson off in the criminal trial.
Yeah? So? Fuck him even more. I hate that family. Fucking leeches.

I'm not a fan of Tebow at all (agnostic in da house!) but I respect this decision. More guys in his position need to turn away superficial pussy. If they did, we would never have heard of Kim Kardashian, and the world would be a better place.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
Wow. Do...do you TRY to sound fucking stupid?

yes. did it work? also, be warned, my board persona is an exact mirror of my real life persona. also. roll eyes here.

since i avoid pop culture like the plague, i honestly have no idea who that fool is. i also dont have tv. but still, i manage to hear that guys name everywhere i go. along with the dumbass kardashians. apparently, there's more than one of them. whoever it is, people need to either fuck him or stfu because i dont care who it is, he cant be that interesting. im standing in line at the store, and this actually happens often. some chick gasps, picks up a gossip rag, calls a friend, after texting someone, and goes "oh my god! did you hear this about kim kardashian?!" and goes on about reading the cover and freaking out.


get a life, america. preferably, your own.
 
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