No teached in Physic classes

Not Teached In Physic Classes
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In my laboratory, upon the years i have found many elements that aren't shown in physic classes. I thought i could expose here those discoveries and see if you have, on your side, found any new elements in your own laboratories.

Governmentium: Has no protons or electrons, but does contain morons
Bisexium: Will bond with all elements regardless of receptor type
MichaelJacksonicum: This element is strongly attracted to smaller elements ; also gradually shifts color from black to white
JanetJacksonium: One electron may pop out inadvertedly.
Politicianum: Very gaseous, able to revert and even backflip to previous forms
Metallicum: A heavy metal
Womanium: Highly explosive. Ages rapidly. Has ornamental uses.
Georgebushium: Einsteinium's antimatter element
Weaponofmassdestructium: Rumors it have been found somewhere in Iraq
Precumonium: Always created too quickly in the lab

And you, what are your discoveries? For the love of Science, share them with us!




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