No hands or no penis?

[jewelcity]

Would you rather have no hands or no penis while trapped alone on an island?

 

[CRASHnBURN]

who would need a penis when you're alone in an island?

If I have a hot and sexy pornstar whose willing to fuck me anytime I want then maybe I'll choose a penis over my hands

But just to be safe, I chose the third option.

 

[DaveL81]

Most logically, no penis. I don't need to jerk off every 5 minutes, so I'm good without it if I was trapped alone. However, if there was some hot island babe around, I would regret it

 

[YMIHERE]

I have a prehensile penis. So I won't need hands.

 

[Portillo]

No, I don't think it's a dumb question. It's so cool, I can't choose between my hands and my dick! If I'm alone on an island, sadly, I'll choose my hands.

 

[24788]

I wish I had my penis or hands to lose in the first place.

I'd probably choose my hands. It would be a nice break from my penis telling me what to do and when to do it.

 

[Rinzo]

Good for you about the third option...

 

[Galactic]

No hands.......I just realized the alone on an island stipulation.......ah well, fucked either way.

Terrible thought.

By the way, in this disturbia of yours, how does one end up on said island missing crucial appendages? Pirates?

 

[Gordar]

Hands - get food, eat food, wipe your butt, do everything else, like building a cover for the night...

Penis - Pee and masturbate...

Without a penis I'd still be able to pee, somehow (it'd just get messy, but I'd have my hands and the sea to clean myself) and masturbating would not be one of my priorities...

So I'd go without my penis.

 

[Eric Lindros]

No penis!

I have to wave to all the planes and ships that passes the island forr picking me up and my penis is not that big that I can do that with my dick.

So, no penis!

 

[PartPlaya]

What a shitty decision, i will take no penis please.

 

[BlueBalls]

How about I keep my hands and my dick and you chop off my head.

Then were all happy.

 

[calpoon]

what about having peni instead of hands?

 

[Legzman]

this is dumb

 

[Spleen]

I was about to say it was dumb, but then I started thinking...

I don't know, I can't decide. It's actually a pretty good question.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Dumb

 

[broderic_randal]

no offence but this is a dumb thread in my opinion

 

[METAL HEAD]

Pistol in mouth

 

[coolbeers]

do I get to keep my balls?

 

[broderic_randal]

do I get to keep my balls?

nope, i get to