"Congratulations to you for being one of the lucky applicants that could be the next
Weather Channel meteorologist. Please tell me your name."
Buffy.
"Buffy, are you always this nervous?"
No, it's just that this will be my first real job other than being in the porn industry.
"Would you like something to help calm you down, like a cup of coffee?"
Oh no, I'm fine. I just took a couple of Xanax pills a few minutes ago. It takes a while
for them to kick in.
"Buffy, I don't know why you pulled your top down, but what University did you receive
a degree in meteorology from?"
Hwang Woo College.
"Iv'e never heard of them. Is that a Chinese University?"
Yeah, I bought a college degree in meteorology from them online last week.
"Okay."
"Just a few more routine questions that may sound unusual, but I'm required to ask
them. Are you ready?"
Yes.
"Who is the president of the United States?"
That's a hard one. Well, I remember that he used to have his own television show."
"Was the television show called the Wheel of Fortune?"
Yeah, that's him... Pat Sajak.
"Good guess. Now, who is the first lady?"
Vanna White of course.