Here's a question, is there anything you absolutely refuse to try because the very idea of it fills you with unwholesome dread? I'm not talking sex here, but important stuff like food, or activities, or genres of entertainment.
Like, for one I refuse to try carrot cake. I mean, really? Fucking carrot cake? You want to take carrots and put cream cheese on that **** and call it a dessert? No sir, fuck you and your witchcraft, I refuse to take part in your debasement of treat-style foodstuffs! Keep your vegetables where they belong; in an easily avoidable salad bar!
So what about you...? Whadda you got?
Like, for one I refuse to try carrot cake. I mean, really? Fucking carrot cake? You want to take carrots and put cream cheese on that **** and call it a dessert? No sir, fuck you and your witchcraft, I refuse to take part in your debasement of treat-style foodstuffs! Keep your vegetables where they belong; in an easily avoidable salad bar!
So what about you...? Whadda you got?
