Never give up!

[delboy65]

What line is he using?

The older the better...

 

[Becks...poamr]

I don't know what's going on, but I need brain bleach™®©.

 

[coolbeers]

MY EYES :thefinger

 

[slikpulla152]

i never want to get old. that's bullshit

 

[L3ggy]

:eek::eek::eek:

 

[D-rock]

Chicks dig the wrinkles.

 

[tartanterrier]

Something along the lines of.....

"Look into my eyes,no not around the eyes,but into them....your under."

"You'll think that instead of a crusty old git taking you up the bum,it will actually be a porn star with a 9 inch wanger....Your back in the room."

 

[Imagine]

"I'm over 90 and a millionaire".

 

[slowhand]

Chicks dig the wrinkles.

You could be right there D-rock.

 

[ClayHutton]

Wow, she's probably got Beer Goggles Plus.

 

[Luckycharmz69]

I sincerely hope that when I am that age and look like that, ANY line that I come up with will get me laid by a young hottie!

 

[senob44]

Nothing makes you look younger than standing next to that guy! And she needs it! She looks like she has the body of a 40-year-old!

 

[hotlikecandy]

That's fucking disgusting. I'll be dead before I get a body like that. She ain't all that hot anyway. Maybe he's rhyming a few lines by Too Short?

 

[saint]

can't be mad at him. he's old and naked, talking to a female. He probably doesn't realize he isn't in 1957 Miami, instead of 2007 Podunk, Iowa and he's missing his diaper. If I were his grand kid, I'd put that pic in the photo album...

 

[Asianlov69]

that pic will haunt me for the rest of my life

 

[Johnioo]

I drink Bud and have the stamina of a bull!

 

[hedonis]

I have the strange compulsion to iron everything now... :eek:

H

 

[agrah_91]

:eek::eek:i think she feels sorry for him...