my stepbrother has hemorrhoids

lurkingdirk · Jan 16, 2010

BlueBalls said:
Good for him. Haemorrhoids build character :thumbsup:

They also help to tighten the sphincter for better anal sex.

Or so I've heard. :shy:

BlueBalls · Jan 16, 2010

lurkingdirk said:
They also help to tighten the sphincter for better anal sex.

Or so I've heard. :shy:

Tis true, also if you're into blood play + anal. This is the condition for you :thumbsup:

Enjoy!

Little Red Wagon Repairman · May 30, 2011

I've never had hemorrhoids. I should. I squat heavy at the gym and force a doo out roughly on occasion if I'm in a hurry.

Ulysses31 · May 30, 2011

Dino Velvet said:
I've never had hemorrhoids. I should. I squat heavy at the gym and force a doo out roughly on occasion if I'm in a hurry.

I heard you can catch them from the toilet seat?

Henrik Larsson · May 30, 2011

OMG, no anal sex for him for a while, sad sad day

Ace Boobtoucher · May 30, 2011

I don't believe he told you. I think you found out on your own. The hard way.

Henrik Larsson · May 30, 2011

Ulysses31 · May 30, 2011

Haven't heard from Vlad in a while, maybe the hemorrhoids got the best of him?

Vlad The Impaler said:
I'm on antibiotics for an impacted tooth and it's giving me the shits which in turn has caused a hemroid.

alexpnz said:
Happens to the best of us...:hatsoff:
Hydrocortizone cream is your friend...

Vlad The Impaler said:
Doesn't burn goin on does it? I'm starting to bleed!

alexpnz said:
Nah, I'm hemerroid specialist....go buy the cream and stick it up your ass, use alot.
Perperation H is a waste of time.:hatsoff:

Rane1071 · May 30, 2011

bigmanharris said:
i hope they look like this, my idea of heaven
http://hemorrhoids-symptoms.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/1306229413-63.jpg

Ahhh damn. :eek: I think that guy should go with TartanT's idea. "A wire brush". Or a flame thrower.