my shit went out green (and it's usually brown), ¿WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

lechepicha

Prince of the Rotten Milk
am i gonna die ? :(
 
Too many vegetables. At this point, your only hope is to eat nothing but lard for a week.
 
Have you been making out with Dino Velvet?

Also, green poop is a sign that you're actually going to live forever, but never have sex again. Also, it's generally a sign of impotence AND ignorance.
 
Holy shit, I fully expected to see the OP authored by Dino when I clicked the link, but I see otherwise. :surprise:


L,

You've been eating asparagus, brocolli, or spinach, haven't you. :nono:
 

Spleen

Banned?
It's usually BROWN? Egad, man.
 

lechepicha

Prince of the Rotten Milk
I have read that fecal matter will turn green from being constantly exposed to hair care products commonly used in many South American countries :2 cents:

ohhh shiiiit....

i gotta move to Africa then. They doesn't have those nasty asshole problems, right ?
 
I know it's fall time, but did you happen to eat a blueberry snow cone lately? The blue dye/syrup always makes my poo go green.
:rofl2:
 
who is this Dino who dare to be somehow like me ? :ak47:

Who is Dino Velvet, you ask? It is I!

It appears you have been eating a lot of green vegetables as others have suggested. When I eat a lot of spinach I get green, stringy poo that looks like Swamp Thing doing Synchronized Swimming in the bowl. I hope I could be of help. If you ever need me again look into the reflection of your toilet water and say my name 5 times and I will appear.
 
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