My inbox this morning

[lurkingdirk]

Typical start to the day.

 

[feller469]

if it was this morning, why are the clocks off by 12 hours?

OK, I'm jealous. My inbox is so empty the only thing in it is the dying echo of cricket chirps

 

[jod0565]

Where's the one from BlueBalls thanking you for the jello shots made of your special man juice?

 

[cl0ckw0rkman]

then you wake up!

 

[bazza599]

guess all that radiation finally took its tole !

 

[StanScratch]

...all sent from some guy from Nigeria, and all ending with dirk sending the guy his bank account and routing number.

 

[Red Spyder]

wait a minute, what's your email address? Is it similar to something like ladiesman4577@yahoo.com? Don't tell me it's ladiesman4576 or 4578!?!? No wonder I haven't heard from those people!

 

[LukeEl]

Sorry I got the Nobel prize for my theory of a doughnut shaped universe, so cut those patches off and sow them to your blazer Professor Obvious.

 

[arianajoladdict]

wtf lol

 

[Neutron66]

I hope you sent the one from Cameron to your spam folder.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Upon opening up these emails a floodgate of viruses and trojans opened wide.

 

[Asianlov69]

the only one I liked was about Megan Fox....

 

[316sherm]

:rubbel:

 

[lurkingdirk]

:rubbel:

You wank to my inbox?

You're a sick fucker, aren't you?

 

[316sherm]

You wank to my inbox?

You're a sick fucker, aren't you?

Isn't that why we are friends?

 

[FelixStrum]

You're the man... Are you "GOD"?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Isn't that why we are friends?

Yes. That, and your cum is simply magically delicious.

 

[Cutie]

if it was this morning, why are the clocks off by 12 hours?

Well Dirk gets up at odd hours compared to the rest of us.. :rofl: