It's just a stinking toy,
If it's stinking, throw it out and buy a new one.
It won't turn me on but she will enjoy it. She would also be doing it with me. Is there anything wrong with this? Has anyone ever done it before?
Just fucking do it. It's not going to do you any harm, and what's better in the world than doing something just to turn your lady on? FUCKING NOTHING, that's what.
And if you want to be selfish about it, just think, if you do something that brings you no pleasure just for her, she's more likely to go along with things
she doesn't really want to do, just to make you happy.
Like.... having sex with you in the first place?? OH YEAH!
ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM!