My fellow porn-lovers, I have a dream:

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Spread the word to everyone you know. Together we can get what we want!
We all like to look at porn. We all get pissed off when LiveJasmine hijacks our connection and opens itself in a popup window. Well my fellow porn lovers, I have the solution to our problems!

If we simply type an insult into the message box every time LiveJasmine opens it's popup, follow it up by saying that we will type an insult every time a popup brings us to the site until they finally ban us from the site and then close the window after we've typed that, then they will ban us from LiveJasmin and the popup will never open again, allowing us to browse in peace!
It may seem cruel, but remember that they bought you to their site without your consent and we all get annoyed when it fucks up our connection speed!

Spread the word my friends and after a huge amount of this happening they will abandon the popup program because no woman will work under a constant barrage of insults!
Once this popup program has been axed, not only will the nuisance of LiveJasmine popups dissapear for us, but it will also dissapear for everybody else and the internet will be as free as it was always meant to be!
 
if your in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into
the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, You can get
anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out. You know, if
one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and
they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony,
they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them.
And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in
singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an
organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day,I said
fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and
walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement.


:sing: You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant! :sing:
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
Well, if you wake up from that dream, just get Firefox plus an Popup-Blocker :2 cents:
 
What if they have been trained to handle such insults and welcome you with spreading their legs even wider?
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I have firefox, I use spybot S&D and I use avast, you telling me I need another special pop up blocker program slowing down my comp too? I don't see why I should have to put up with the BS
 

Spleen

Banned?
It's porn. Will they care about swearing?
 
Spread the word to everyone you know. Together we can get what we want!
We all like to look at porn. We all get pissed off when LiveJasmine hijacks our connection and opens itself in a popup window. Well my fellow porn lovers, I have the solution to our problems!

If we simply type an insult into the message box every time LiveJasmine opens it's popup, follow it up by saying that we will type an insult every time a popup brings us to the site until they finally ban us from the site and then close the window after we've typed that, then they will ban us from LiveJasmin and the popup will never open again, allowing us to browse in peace!
It may seem cruel, but remember that they bought you to their site without your consent and we all get annoyed when it fucks up our connection speed!

Spread the word my friends and after a huge amount of this happening they will abandon the popup program because no woman will work under a constant barrage of insults!
Once this popup program has been axed, not only will the nuisance of LiveJasmine popups dissapear for us, but it will also dissapear for everybody else and the internet will be as free as it was always meant to be!

My dream was better.:cool: I was sandwiched between Got Gisele and Jenny Poussin and they were drawing straws to see which one sat on my face while the other played cowgirl on my dong.
 

Ike Stain

Approved Content Owner
Approved Content Owner
What I can never figure out is, who are these assholes who are actually responding to the popups, because if if that type of shit didn't have some level of response, the motherfuckers running them would have quit long ago.

But apparently, some miniscule percentage out there react with: "Live Jasmine—great idea! Why didn't I think of that?"
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
My dream was better.:cool: I was sandwiched between Got Gisele and Jenny Poussin and they were drawing straws to see which one sat on my face while the other played cowgirl on my dong.

Nice dream.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
I second this idea I say we burn their house down!
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
My dream was better.:cool: I was sandwiched between Got Gisele and Jenny Poussin and they were drawing straws to see which one sat on my face while the other played cowgirl on my dong.

That's a dream for you?

Wow, I call that a rather pedestrian Thursday.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Huzzah, power to the people! I'm always gonna post the same message:
"Due to your annoying popup bringing us here against our will we will now insult you 'till you ban us; you ugly fucktarded bitch"
 

Ike Stain

Approved Content Owner
Approved Content Owner
I kinda thought it was robots you were typing to until you put down that credit card...
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
I kinda thought it was robots you were typing to until you put down that credit card...

^^^^^
This.
Type in whatever you want. Each time, the responses will most likely be the same (or, will be the same set of rotating responses). What is typed in the boxes is completely and totally irrelevant. No human eyes will see any of those words until you actually sign into a chat with an account.
 
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