Motherfucking motherfucker!!!!

[Fairchild]

Seriuosly, you use the term "motherfucking motherfucker" three to four times a day? Sounds like you work in user support!

I meant "customer support" obviously!

Just reinstall windows. All those malware and spyware scanners are a waste of time.

Yes! That's what I was thinking! All those spyware scanners took a lot of time, and a lot of CPU, and they never found anything.

But guess what. Too late! I tried to do a reinstall last night, and it went TOTALLY WONKERS!
So, thanks for participating, but no rabbit!

On a completely unrelated subject, I'm thinking about growing my beard really huge. What do you guys think?

 

[cindy CD/TV]

Seriuosly, you use the term "motherfucking motherfucker" three to four times a day? Sounds like you work in user support!

:1orglaugh No, but I do have an hour-long commute to work every day. Other drivers tend to make me :hairpull: :1orglaugh

 

[Fairchild]

Ah yes!

"Other drivers"!

 

[busenbust]

Ah yes!

"Other drivers"!

how u doing Fair ? any joy ? :o

 

[Fairchild]

I´m hung over, and trying to find my pants. I think they may be outside, somewhere. It's raining like crazy, so I'm thinking they might be wet.

How are you doing?

 

[busenbust]

I´m hung over, and trying to find my pants. I think they may be outside, somewhere. It's raining like crazy, so I'm thinking they might be wet.

How are you doing?

oh okay, and i have a working machine --- several of them. oops ....fuel to the fire !:elaugh:

 

[smoknn]

Thanks, I'm running the scan now. No Pamela in sight, though. Go figure.

I tried to watch the latest episode of "Burn notice" (350 mb), but my dear old computer went completely totally insane. It litterally tried to rip off it's own head, and assfuck itself to death with it. Seriously, the damned thing was hopping around on the floor. I had to get a lasso, and tie the bitch down. (I think she liked it).

ok listen close..open both cd roms...take your fist and break both.....ahhh it feels great!!..then take whats left..get you a sledge hammer..and beat till you get a hard on :rofl2: good luck man shit like this is why i got 2 pcs:bang:

 

[Henrik Larsson]

ok listen close..open both cd roms...take your fist and break both.....ahhh it feels great!!..then take whats left..get you a sledge hammer..and beat till you get a hard on :rofl2: good luck man shit like this is why i got 2 pcs:bang:

I don't need two, mine is invincible.

 

[Fairchild]

oh okay, and i have a working machine --- several of them. oops ....fuel to the fire !:elaugh:

Yeah, I'm way too hung over to start ranting about fucking computers.

Actually, maybe not! I'm feeling the hate again!

Give it some time, and I'll be using words like "cumbucket" again, with my caps locked!

CUMBUCKET!!!

 

[Fairchild]

"and beat till you get a hard on".

Heheheee!

Nooo! I would never! Wait a minute! What the hell is going on?! The bloody thing is actually starting to "flesh out", just from me thinking about KILLING THAT MOTHER CUNTING SHIT EATING ASSFUCKER OF A "COMPUTER"!

Or maybe it's because I'm looking at that girl in Cindy CD/TV's avatar. Do you guys think that maight actually be her?

 

[Ulysses31]

"and beat till you get a hard on".

Heheheee!

Nooo! I would never! Wait a minute! What the hell is going on?! The bloody thing is actually starting to "flesh out", just from me thinking about KILLING THAT MOTHER CUNTING SHIT EATING ASSFUCKER OF A "COMPUTER"!

Or maybe it's because I'm looking at that girl in Cindy CD/TV's avatar. Do you guys think that maight actually be her?

Who wants to tell him?

 

[Fairchild]

Who wants to tell him?

"Tell him"? Tell me what? I haven't been fapping to a dude again, have I? 'Cause last time it REALLY SUCKED, when I found out!

 

[Rane1071]

Who wants to tell him?

Your question reminds me of Shiftys' thread, "Wisdom or Ignorance?".

I think Cindy should have the honour.

 

[Fairchild]

Oh, COME ON!!!

What?

Are you just trying to tell me that my rants aren't nearly as funny as the were (semed?) last night?

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Doesn't have to be malware or spyware. A lot of programs, add ons and what not can slow your computer down a lot too ('cause they might run processes or services in the background, constantly looking for updates and so on...). A little cleaning might help :dunno:

 

[Rane1071]

Oh, COME ON!!!

What?

Nothing ......

 

[Fairchild]

Doesn't have to be malware or spyware. A lot of programs, add ons and what not can slow your computer down a lot too ('cause they might run processes or services in the background, constantly looking for updates and so on...). A little cleaning might help :dunno:

Thanks!

Unfortunately, it looks like I'm way past this.

 

[Fairchild]

Nothing ......

Spill it!!!

 

[Fairchild]

OK, so I just figured it out. Cindy, I really hope that I haven't offended you. I was actually just trying to be funny. You're not my style, but even so, I actually find you kind of hot. (I've only seen that little picture in your avatar, but still. Is that a Swedish football T-shirt you're wearing?).

Anyway, let's get back to having fun, shall we?!

 

[busenbust]

u are funny Fair :thumbsup: