Motherfucking motherfucker!!!!

Thanks!
I'm still using my mothers computer. This thing has a fan that gives off the most annoying sound you can imagine. I thought my computer was bad, but this shit is way worse.

Complaining much? Yes Sir, I am!
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Back your stuff up, and format your HD?
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Are you sure you put it in correct?
 
I tried it twice. Then I calmly walked out into my garden and beat my fists to a bloody pulp against that STUPID FUCKING OLD APPLE TREE.
 
And now I'm out of MOTHER FUCKING BEER!

I'm gonna have to walk all the way down to my dirt cellar, and get more!

Fuck you all!!!!
 
And now I'm out of MOTHER FUCKING BEER!

I'm gonna have to walk all the way down to my dirt cellar, and get more!

Fuck you all!!!!

:1orglaugh manners maketh the man :angels: ;)

bad day ? :bang::stir:
 
Yeah, not the best of days.

But that "fuck you all" was way over the limit. It was intended as a joke. It actually looked really funny when I typed it. Now it doesn't look so fun.

Sorry guys!
 
Yeah, not the best of days.

But that "fuck you all" was way over the limit. It was intended as a joke. It actually looked really funny when I typed it. Now it doesn't look so fun.

Sorry guys!

no need to apologize, we understand fully ! :hybrid: now, when u purchasing your new machine ? ;)
 
When am I getting a new computer? Hmmm, let's see here. Well, when is Bill Gates giving me that billion dollars he owes me?

When will I find that ancient abandoned viking silver mine?

When will I write that bestselling sci fi-adventure novel I've been thinking about maybe working on?

Do you see the pattern here?


But seriously though, as soon as I get a job, and manage to pay my huge tax debt, a new FUCKING COMPUTER is at the top of my list!

So maybe in six to twelve months.
 
When am I getting a new computer? Hmmm, let's see here. Well, when is Bill Gates giving me that billion dollars he owes me?

When will I find that ancient abandoned viking silver mine?

When will I write that bestselling sci fi-adventure novel I've been thinking about maybe working on?

Do you see the pattern here?


But seriously though, as soon as I get a job, and manage to pay my huge tax debt, a new FUCKING COMPUTER is at the top of my list!

So maybe in six to twelve months.

:surprise: 6 to 12 months :noway:!!! i ought to lend u the money !!:D:hairpull::stir:
 
Wait a minute there, why is that emoticon called "Miss Hybrid"?

I know who she is (FUCKING GORGEOUS!), but seriously, that thing looks nothing like her!

They're not really called "emoticons", are they? Looks like I made a little bit of a fool of myself again. (Seriously, you should have seen me in that other thread!)
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
to much porn maybe? :dunno:

I've fried 2 computers because of to much porn! More like all the shit that comes with to much porn. When you let your dick do the browsing instead of using your head and being careful. yea, I'll never learn.
 
to much porn maybe? :dunno:

I've fried 2 computers because of to much porn! More like all the shit that comes with to much porn. When you let your dick do the browsing instead of using your head and being careful. yea, I'll never learn.
I've also fried 2 computers with too much porn, first one had only 10 gb harddrive which was easily filled with porn but it ended up with not enough operating memory to run or some bullshit like that and crashed and I lost everything which was quite upsetting at the time as it took me a lot of time to download that and some has never been available since. The second desktop just sits under my new desktop, haven't turned it on in nearly 2 years as it kept crashing but I've got tonnes of media on it I need to one day eventually transfer over.

When am I getting a new computer? Hmmm, let's see here. Well, when is Bill Gates giving me that billion dollars he owes me?

When will I find that ancient abandoned viking silver mine?

When will I write that bestselling sci fi-adventure novel I've been thinking about maybe working on?

Do you see the pattern here?


But seriously though, as soon as I get a job, and manage to pay my huge tax debt, a new FUCKING COMPUTER is at the top of my list!

So maybe in six to twelve months.
I got one on eBay for £50 and it works fine. You can get plenty on eBay for £50 - £100 with 2GB Ram and decent processors that are fine for web browsing and downloading unless you've got £0 budget?
 
C

cindy CD/TV

Guest
So this thread isn't about fucking moms???

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2: That's what I was thinking! :1orglaugh :stir:

Sorry I can't help with your computer issues, Fairchild, that stuff is beyond me. If it doesn't say something like "autofix," then I'm fucking screwed. :dunno:

Besides, I only came into this thread because of the title. I use that exact phrase at least 3 or 4 times a day ...












.... some times per hour. :D (Motherfucker is my FAVORITE curse word!)
 
:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2: That's what I was thinking! :1orglaugh :stir:

Sorry I can't help with your computer issues, Fairchild, that stuff is beyond me. If it doesn't say something like "autofix," then I'm fucking screwed. :dunno:

Besides, I only came into this thread because of the title. I use that exact phrase at least 3 or 4 times a day ...












.... some times per hour. :D (Motherfucker is my FAVORITE curse word!)

Seriuosly, you use the term "motherfucking motherfucker" three to four times a day? Sounds like you work in user support!
 
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