Most nonsensical retarded silly-assed thread starter tournament

[Ace Boobtoucher]

The Douchepatrol and Troll Hall of Fame tournament seeks to name the most silly-ass ignoramus in modern freeones history!
Candidates include rtards and Finns who manage to make vomit inducing, or infuriatingly stupid threads of the last 60+ years.

*morons (contemporary) division*



wmonbear

-or-



assari

note: please base your vote solely on these twunts’ silliness, undeserved sense of self worth, overall disgust, and general stupidity.
* Register your preference in the poll function app at top of page. Thanks!

Poll duration: 7 days (if necessary)

(parody)

 

[Supafly]

wmonbear does a good job here. Assari is a hybrid between a retarted finnish troll and a born-again rickrolling talk section soldier of misfortune, looked on in favor by the gnome queen from New Orleans

It's all about traffic, baby, and he fires it up like no tomorrow

 

[sean miguel]

i would've hoped for an honorable mention, but alas, it's about consistency and persistence.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Next round, Ani!

And I did clearly label it a (parody), so don't take it to heart. We all know you're silly.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

i would've hoped for an honorable mention

Me too. I feel disparaged that I wasn't put up on top of a pedestal for additional disparaging.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Just great! Another list that I didn't make.

 

[xfire]

You picked perfect gifs for those two asshats. As much as AFox, Dino, and BC wish they made the list they don't come close to the two nominated cocksuckers.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

wmonbear

-or-



assari

lets check these pics up

picture A- hillbilly named winobear who shake his head like a princess (great contrast very esthetical :yesyes

picture B- assari the perfect drag queen who dance like a sexy little bitch (another great pic very sensual, in my view this one is HALL OF FAME! :thumbsup

(parody)

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

I like assari. I see his stupidity for the act that it is and some of his irreverence amuses me. Like when he posted a gif of four lads driving a sofa on my visitors messages for no apparent reason. For that reason, I nearly voted for monbearpig. However, since I think assari would actually get a kick out of winning this vote.... I voted for him.

VOTE ASSARI.... to do otherwise would probably be considered age-racism.

 

[Jack Davenport]

assari does not Flame, therefore I like him. I think somewhere deep down Petra does too.

Oh shit! That may cause me to be banned again.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I've mellowed in my disgust for ol' assair a bit, I supose. But I'll be damned if it still doesn't get under my skin with the whole (parody) thing.

monnbearpig Outstanding. But that's hardly objective for a modbearpig. Turn in your card.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'll vouch for assari if someone will vouch for me. He's a nice fella playing a curious foreigner on a pilgrimage gimmick.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

But that's hardly objective for a modbearpig. Turn in your card.

Bollocks to that. Enforcing the rules doesn't mean I don't retain the right to call a spade a cunt. Ooops, I mean, a spade.

I sense an insinuation of abusing my powers of modtitude. SO BE IT : the next person to mention Susie Diamond gets banned. :hammer:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Who the fuck is Susie Diamond? Please don't ban me, oh merciful modbearpig.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

 

[bobjustbob]

Okay. This is a tournament with brackets. I'll play by the rules and wait for some of my favorites to get in rather than mention them. As silly-assed as he may be, deluded is a part of this and I'll vote wmonbear. As much as assari has his beliefs, wmonbear lives in his convoluted self. Looking to justify his self elevated stature in a world of nonexistence.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Susie Diamond, Susie Diamond, SUSIE DIAMOND!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA no fear :hammer:





































no please Susie!

 

[dakdak]

i voted for asshatarie but now i regret it. if he wins this he will undoubtedly have some sense of justification for the absolute shit he posts. i know it is an act because no one that obtuse would be allowed to have regular access to a computer but what a fucking tool.

 

[RASQ]

I voted for wimpbear for being the most deluded. She actually believes her thread of tournaments matter. As for the Finnish lad, his threads are expected. What works in Europe might not work here in the States.