Most Awkward Places You've Came(attempted to)??

[RichardNailder]

dude. ive been there. my mom had a knack for walking in right when im getting there.

my girls mom did that a couple of times too. and her brother.

My mom was a good old, rural born and raised, Mormon mom - imagine her surprise when she walks in on her 16-year old son, kneeling butt-naked with a raging erection, just inched behind a skinny teenage blonde girl's swollen pussy as it squirts waves of musky fluid all over her son. :eek:

Her exact words were "What's going on here!" - I looked up and said, in a very sarcastic voice, "You've got 9 kids, you ought-a know."

The poor girl was humiliated beyond words. She picked up her clothes and walked out the basement door, holding her clothes in her arms and forgetting her shoes, old converse low-tops, in her haste. To this day I have no idea when or where she got dressed. I kept the shoes for a while but never did see here again. :dunno:

When dad got home he had his first 'sit-down talks' talk with me - let's just say that after one of his 'sit-down talks', you don't want to sit down again for weeks.

BTW Dad, the talk didn't work. :1orglaugh

 

[sridhargt]

in an internet cafe

 

[Rane1071]

In a tree house in my backyard with my mates sister (bare skin on timber= ouch).

In an old girlfriends car. It was a little Toyota. Awkward, but when you want, you want it!!

 

[gloyster]

School class room...next to this chinese girl

I just styled on out and they never knew.

 

[RichardNailder]

Shit - I almost forgot about sneaking out of Sunday Services and fucking in an upstairs classroom while the choir was singing. We would prop the door closed with a chair and go at it like monkeys to the tune of "Oh Cum All Ye Faithful" :love-smi:


I always threw the used condoms behind the old cast-iron radiator - they're probably still there. :1orglaugh

 

[squallumz]

My mom was a good old, rural born and raised, Mormon mom - imagine her surprise when she walks in on her 16-year old son, kneeling butt-naked with a raging erection, just inched behind a skinny teenage blonde girl's swollen pussy as it squirts waves of musky fluid all over her son. :eek:

Her exact words were "What's going on here!" - I looked up and said, in a very sarcastic voice, "You've got 9 kids, you ought-a know."

The poor girl was humiliated beyond words. She picked up her clothes and walked out the basement door, holding her clothes in her arms and forgetting her shoes, old converse low-tops, in her haste. To this day I have no idea when or where she got dressed. I kept the shoes for a while but never did see here again. :dunno:

When dad got home he had his first 'sit-down talks' talk with me - let's just say that after one of his 'sit-down talks', you don't want to sit down again for weeks.

BTW Dad, the talk didn't work. :1orglaugh

nice. ironically, the gf i had so many encounters with was mormon. funny enough, she told her mom we were doing it and her mom got her on the depro shot. so she was the very first girl i ever did it inside of. like hundreds of times.

i remember being scared her mom would tell my mom but eventually, it was no secret we were doing it practically everyday. my parents were in denial. well, at least my mom. my dad would ask me occasionally if i knocked her up yet.

one time, i actually hid my butt naked HS gf in my closet for almost an hour when my aunt decided to visit and barge into my room. ah, memories.

oh, funny enough, she was a squirter too. i didnt know what it was at the time, i thought she was just extra extra wet. and to this day, shes the only girl that came with me during penetration.

 

[RichardNailder]

nice. ironically, the gf i had so many encounters with was mormon. funny enough, she told her mom we were doing it and her mom got her on the depro shot. so she was the very first girl i ever did it inside of. like hundreds of times.

i remember being scared her mom would tell my mom but eventually, it was no secret we were doing it practically everyday. my parents were in denial. well, at least my mom. my dad would ask me occasionally if i knocked her up yet.

one time, i actually hid my butt naked HS gf in my closet for almost an hour when my aunt decided to visit and barge into my room. ah, memories.

oh, funny enough, she was a squirter too. i didnt know what it was at the time, i thought she was just extra extra wet. and to this day, shes the only girl that came with me during penetration.

Religious girl are the best http://ohgodimcumming.com/ :thumbsup:

 

[blindedinchains]

In the dark room of my high school's photo class.

 

[RichardNailder]

In the dark room of my high school's photo class.

Damn - I never did that one - but I did fuck a few girls in the studio at the University where I studied photography.

 

[squallumz]

Religious girl are the best http://ohgodimcumming.com/ :thumbsup:

you know what, its true. most of the girls i did it with were mormon or something like it.

In the dark room of my high school's photo class.

i got pretty close in there. that girl was a photographer but we never went the whole way.

 

[iLoveRachlStarr]

In the dark room of my high school's photo class.

thats pretty crazy. my high school math teacher had a thing for me and i swear i caught her checking me out occasionally, but never made much of it though i did once rub my hard dick into her butt in the hallway once. i was wearing shorts so it was extremely noticeable but it was so crowded and i even put my hands on her butt as i did it. this was on my last day of school as a senior so it didnt matter much but I SWEAR she turned and smirked at me. I am planning to visit my school to see her maybe take her to dinner bc i know she still teaches there and is STILL gorgeous.

and also, one time i fucked a girl in the bathroom of the boys locker room at halftime during a football game. background to that story - we were winning really bad that game so the starters were subbed out at the half and after the team meeting i told coach i was going to shit and i signaled the girl over. She was wearing a blue sweatshirt converse shoes and tight black so-low pants and a blue thong. She was with her boyfriend and she was a senior and i was a sophmore but i had met her at parties and new her through my sister pretty well and we hooked up twice before but i went in for the kill and she went along with it ! i remember pulling her pants down just above her knees and fucked her as she put one leg up on the toilet as i pummeled her with my big cock. i came in her mouth. i walked back up to the sideline and watched her squeeze back in the stands next to her boyfriend ( a senior)who ik for a fact had not fucked her yet aftr 2 months dating!!:elaugh:

 

[LukeEl]

Well I would say my bedroom is the most awkward place I came.

 

[BrassMaster07]

Driving down the highway at night. It was a really boring drive, and I had some napkins handy from a recent trip to Wendy's. I was feeling adventurous, for some reason, so I whipped it out, jerked it, and cleaned up my mess.