Minnesota student asks over 600 porn stars to go to prom with him

2 out of 600 said yes? Ouch, 0.003%! Where are your hearts pornstars!?

Thanks to nothing but having a simple email account to have a Twitter page, these girls are spammed every day from every single side. One tweet and they have multiple responses, as well as people messaging them all the time with everything under the sun.

I personally have a Twitter account and follow over 700 girls, and I am grateful every time one of them takes time out of their busy day to at least say hi, thanks, or just a simpe acknowledgment that I exist in their very large world.
 
The way teens are these days, the pornstar that he's taking will be the biggest prude on the dance floor that night. :1orglaugh
 

bahodeme

Closed Account
I wonder how many parents will complain to the Huffington Post that this article is in their "teen" section.

I wonder how many are going to be upset that Megan will be at the prom.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
I wonder how many are going to be upset that Megan will be at the prom.

Probably upset enough that the school will bar him from the dance if he takes Megan.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
What, was he not cancerous enough for Taylor Swift?
 
Probably upset enough that the school will bar him from the dance if he takes Megan.

Petra, will you go to the prom with me? :shy: :uohs:





:iloveyou:
 
Agggh! :crash: I was really pulling for the guy too! The guy is 18 years old, and every girl he knew turned him down. Give him a chance to be happy and go to prom with Megan! She's never been to one either! *Sigh*

I hope one day society will look at Porn and just laugh at it and realize it's a form of entertainment and just leave it alone. I'm so sick of conservative and religious nut-jobs ruining people's freedoms. I was hoping this kid could pull this off.
 

Shifty

O.G.
It's been done. Howard Stern set a guy up with Houston like ten years ago. He took her to the prom and they had a brief relationship.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
The only people that are going to know Megan's bodies of work are probably going to be the Principal and one of the janitors, and the female gym teacher.
 
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